Adding to the already record number of layoffs and firings the Trump admin has caused over the past year, NYC conservatives have officially put The Onion out of a job.
@theonion.com #satireisdead
#SatireisDead just fucking kill me now. #Auspol #FuckAUKUS
"Kabinet is voorzichtig iets kritischer. VS optreden roept "vraagtekens" op en is volgens Van Weel "niet in lijn met het int.recht".
Althans, niet op basis van de informatie die hij nu heeft, zei hij er nadrukkelijk bij"
Ook Van Weel:
'We moeten leren de taal van de macht te spreken'
#SatireIsDead
What is the fast growing e-sport of competitive Microsoft Excel? - BBC News #satireisdead
Shinra, the corpo-government killing the planet in FF VII REBIRTH, send their private military into a small village called KALM to look for a group of revolutionary eco-radicals who blew up a reactor in the first game
I picked an interesting fucking month to start playing Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth.
Sending the PMCs to a village called KALM to find political revolutionaries is so fucking on the nose it might as well be a rail.
#gaming #finalfantasy #satireisdead
Mr. Mayor should have a few things to say about this. #IYKYK #satireisdead
#SatireIsDead, maar daar kan de Speld niks aan doen. Aan deze fascistische poppenkast valt gewoon niks meer satirisch te overdrijven.
How would SNL do the most ridiculous sketch of this? This seems more sitirical IRL than anything they could come up with! #satireisdead
Idk why I thought the nuclear reactor on the #moon/ "Moonraker"/thing was satire- #SatireIsDead in this bizzarro Comic book timeline we're in . 🙄
#SatireIsDead ... #Trump killed Satire!
Reminder:
The people trying to control your uterus, books, marriage, vote, and education…
…are also yelling “freedom” with a flag in one hand and a Bible in the other.
#Resist #Project2025 #SatireIsDead #DemocracyWatch #AuthoritarianClownShow
Dus nadat die fascist eerst de waarschuwingssystemen voor extreem weer kapot bezuinigde, gaan jullie nu vertellen hoe hij zich voelt.
#SatireIsDead
LibertyLand™ now offers lifetime passes—nonrefundable, nontransferable, and nonnegotiable.
The exit sign? Just for show.
Please remain seated as the ride spirals into authoritarianism.
Thank you for visiting what used to be America.
#SatireIsDead #OrIsIt
Natuurlijk is hier in geknipt.
Maar wie krijgt hier nu geen instant depressie én lachsalvo's van?
GroenLinks/PvdA'ers over hun eigen linksheid... 😂😭😢
#SatireIsDead
Photo of a smiling Tom Lehrer with one arm on a piano, book-shelves and art in the background.
"If any songs are gonna come out of WW III, we'd better start writing them now."
"Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize."
-Tom Lehrer
#SatireIsDead
#LongLiveSatire
Any other #TomLehrer fans out there?
"I'll look for you when the war is over /
An hour and half from now."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pklr...
#SatireNotSatire
#SatireIsDead
#LongLiveSatire
Ha ha, very funny, @theonion.com, this would never...
Uh, why is The Onion posting on NYTimes.com?
#SatireIsDead
I thought that this was satire.
Not when we live in the most stupid timeline ever, it is not.
#satireIsDead
#MAPA (Make America Poor Again)
Is satire dead? I mean, even @theonion.com would have a hard time topping this story. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/10/b... #satireisdead
On Bluesky, they say “great bit.”
On X, they say “traitor” and send you a Bible emoji loaded with bullets.
#SatireIsDead #MAGAintellect
filthee.news
And now he's putting a make-up room into the Pentagon. You can't make this shite up!
#SatireIsDead
Sorry. This Trump era murdered humor, backed a truck over its body--TWICE--then hung its decaying carcass out on the front lawn of the white house.
#humorless #SatireIsDead
I've just listened to an ad for a cruise ship IN THE MIDDLE OF A PODCAST ABOUT THE TITANIC.
#satireisdead
Again, #Facebook fails.
My post actually labels it as fake and yet they @Meta fact-checkers still block it.
#SatireIsDead
SAID LIKE IT’S A JOKE BUT IT’S NOT 😭😭😭
#satireisdead
**"MUSK: 'We measure twice, cut once—unless it’s Twitter, Tesla stock, or right-wing conspiracy theories. Then we YOLO, crash the company, and blame ‘woke mind viruses.’ #ElonLogic #FailFastAndGaslight #MuskratMeltdown #TechBroTycoon #SatireIsDead"**