"Bite Me, Your Majesty" is now live!

A polite vampire.
A tidy king.
And far too much cosmic paperwork.

Satirical fantasy with gods, government, and a cat who refuses to follow procedure.

eBook & paperback available on Amazon + Kindle Unlimited.

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ARC spots open for Bite Me, Your Majesty.

Satirical fantasy. Vampires. Bureaucratic nonsense.

No pressure. No review minimum. Just early access.

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I just got a tax form today for the whole whooping $13 I earned in royalties... last year. 😒 Oh yeah, I'm swimming in that sweet author money.
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When I was writing The Eye of Destiny, I wanted the poker scene to be more believable so I learned the rules to Texas Hold 'em and ran an analog game with rubber duckies and wrote the way the game went! These are the notes!
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Thomas and Crowley have their priorities straight.
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Today is my book's one-year anniversary! Please, come and listen to me read the first chapter! It would mean the world to me.

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I forgot to add #SatiricalFantasy

Some ideas or #stories need to stored in a cool, dark place in the subconscious while the different elements have time to coalesce into something coherent and delicious, zesty with a bite to it.

Like the saying, "It's not #kimchi yet."

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🏅🪖 AWARDS ARE MANDATORY 🪖🏅
In Antazonia, medals aren't earned — they're assigned.
You serve, you salute, you receive.
Refusing a ribbon is an act of treason. 🎖️📛

From the pages of Firecurl:
👉 firecurl.com

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🧠⚠️ DISOBEDIENCE IS CHAOS ⚠️🧠
In Antazonia, questioning the narrative isn’t brave — it’s destabilising.
Free thought? That’s how the termites got in. 🐜💣
More from Firecurl, where truth fights for its life:
👉 firecurl.com
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