"Extintion is always an option."
A favorite #quote of Branch Managers, the #druid enforcers. They work for the #Ent mafia, aka the #Enterprise.
#CockTalesOtherBull
#CTOB
#magepunk
#GonzoFiction
#Gonzo
#UrbanFantasy
"I don't have any friends and the people I hang out with don't wear clothes long enough to take them anywhere."
#quote
#magepunk
#gonzo
#gonzofiction
#urbanfantasy
#writerslife
Every time I see "6 minutes"
I complete it with,
"Doug E. Fresh you're on. Uh uh on."
#pavlov
#quote
#writerslife
#gonzo
#gonzofiction
#magepunk
I just realized nobody ever thought to put a GoPro on me.
Properly worded, grant money would also be involved somehow.
#gonzo
#gonzofiction
#CTOB
#magepunk
One drawback to being Unkillable is those in the blast radius of your Life.
But this backstage pass to reality is worth it.
#magepunk
#urbanfantasy
#gonzo
#writerslife
I read a story from my book Cock Tales & Other Bull
Milk Run
youtu.be/NCxpd2gZaRA?...
#magepunk
#urbanfantasy
#ctob
#gonzo
#gonzofiction
#sexmagick
#orc
"The boss wants us to rescind their living privileges."
#quote
#writing
#magepunk
#gonzo
#gonzofiction
#urbanfantasy
Five Zyearth novels - Shadow Cast, Brothers at Arms, Mage, Angel, and Judgement, all featuring furries fighting back against monsters, war, and themselves.
Hope in a bleak world. Community fighting back. Evil exists and it will be defeated.
Zyearth paperbacks are here! Buy directly from Zyearth.com and get a SIGNED COPY and a free bookmark with every purchase!
#Magepunk #Furries #Books #Fantasy #Hope
www.zyearth.com/bookshop?cat...
It's real.
Like, really real...
#dude
#whoah
#CTOB
#UrbanFantasy
#Magepunk
#GinzoFiction
#seriouslyDude
New #Overwatch2 Featured Shop Bundle: Magepunk Mauga ⚡️
🛒 Available in-game now for 2300 Overwatch Coins. #overwatch #overwatchtiktok #mauga #magepunk
Looking at my workflow, I'm not sure if I'm living La Vida #Bradbury or living La Vida #Vonnegut, but I'm definitely not Philip k Dick-ing around.
#writerslife
#gonzofiction
#magepunk
#urbanfantasy
#ctob
All my characters in all my stories are motivated by this ethos.
#writerslife
#quotes
#magepunk
#urbanfantasy
My first book is out on Amazon.
Cock Tales & Other Bull a collection of short stories.
Check it out
#CTOB
#magepunk
#gonzofiction
#urbanfantasy
My first bookCock Tales & Other Bull is now available on Amazon.com.
a.co/d/c01B6dz
Have your local #library request a copy, and I will arrange some kind of reading. Remotely if need be.
Baby, I'm just getting started.
#СТОВ
#magepunk
#aetherpunk
#UrbanFantasy
#GonzoFiction
#Writerslife
Got my 2,000 word jacket summary down to under 200 words in under 30 minutes.
Baby, I'm just getting started.
#CTOB
#magepunk
#aetherpunk
#UrbanFantasy
#GonzoFiction
#Writerslife
Got my 2,000 word jacket summary down to under 200 words in under 30 minutes.
Baby, I'm just getting started.
#CTOB
#magepunk
#aetherpunk
#UrbanFantasy
#GonzoFiction
#Writerslife
#orctober
“Mama Saw. The #Hordie boss?Honestly, I'm impressed that you survived even once with her. She’s a lot of #Orc."
Enju was a proud #hobgoblin, so having a strong partner was a mark of status. He did not like the idea of being out-horded by his humie friend.
#CTOB
#MagePunk
#UrbanFantasy
#orctober
An #Excerpt from my upcoming #debut book, Cock Tales & Other Bull.
#magepunk
#UrbanFantasy
#GonzoFiction
#CTOB
#orctober
A #hordie style snack.
Jalapeños with peanut butter & Nutella with sprinkles of a frosted flake type cereal.
Since the #Ent Armistice, #Hobbit eating sensibilities were adopted & adapted to various palates.
#worldbuilding
#CTOB
#magepunk
#UrbanFantasy
#foodie
#authorbio 1st draft
I'm mentally ill combat veteran with a violent & criminal past. I have absolutely no problems putting you in the ground.
Or, should I write it 3rd person?
An #Oakland immigrant to #SF
#CTOB
#magepunk
#UrbanFantasy
#GonzoFiction
"Humans will try to mate with everything."
Mama Saw, #Hordemother of the Deep East.
Cock Tales & Other Bull
#quote
#magepunk
#ctob
Some ideas or #stories need to stored in a cool, dark place in the subconscious while the different elements have time to coalesce into something coherent and delicious, zesty with a bite to it.
Like the saying, "It's not #kimchi yet."
#MagePunk
#UrbanFantasy
#SatiricalFantasy
#writing
"Nobody wants another zombie apocalypse, especially him. It nearly ruined last Summer."
from
Cock Tales & Other Bull
#magepunk
#UrbanFantasy
#feralfantasy
#Gonzo
#PulpFiction
"Auteur directors are like painters. They take all the colors provided by everyone on the crew and help put them where they need to go to be a masterpiece."
nofilmschool.com/defining-aut...
#Goals
#magepunk
#UrbanFantasy
#CTOB
#GonzoFiction
The #Dragon banking systems started when some clever gnomes brokered deals using Dwarven made bank notes to represent the gold.
Their security had others bring their gold to these vaults for safekeeping.
This allowed a new prosperity for everyone.
#WorldBuilding
#CTOB
#magepunk
#urbanFantasy
A postwar world of the usual mix of fantasy races. Ogres and Trolls would be the diesel engines running industries, with appropriate safety practices, like grilles to prevent the "accidental" eatings. Handlers needed for directions and advocating on their behalf.
The Teamsters union.
#magepunk
"Cudgel liked exploiting the weaknesses of his enemies, and nothing was more effective than hitting them in the ego."
#quote from my upcoming book Cock Tales & Other Bull
#CTOB
#MagePunk
#UrbanFantasy
Introducing our first SpecFicNZ feature member: Mike Reeves-McMillan! Check out his full interview ⬇️ specfic.nz/2024/11/27/s...
Visit csidemedia.com/gryphonclerks/, mikerm.blogspot.com or Amazon for his work.
#booksky #nzwriter #steampunk #magepunk #urbanfantasy #specficnz
I need to promote my stuff more often.
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