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Things you need to know when you date me:
#1 – I like it hot.🔥

The food, the energy, the kiss.
Spicy doesn’t scare me, it’s where I live.
Hot Ones would be a stroll.

You?

You might be the only thing that ever burns hotter…
and has me begging for mercy.

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Reason #57 Why She Might Say No:

My perfect first date isn’t dinner and show, it’s pajamas, glass of wine, and a fire flickering in the background.

Two people, wrapped in truth,
unafraid to be seen for who they really are.

Cats? Strongly encouraged.

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Reason #56 Why She Might Say No:

Because I’m a gentleman.
I’m not here for a one-night stand, a notch in the belt, or a trophy on my arm.

I want connection.
I want someone who’ll be silly with me, get real with me, and love the life we build together.

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Reason #48 Why She Might Say No:

When it comes to major sports teams, I don’t follow Calgary…
and I don’t follow L.A.…

But I definitely won’t tell you who I do follow. (Not Yet)

A man needs a fighting chance. 😏

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Reason #43 She Might Say No:

Because under this beard…
lives a 27-year-old baby face.

Shave it off, and suddenly I’m not rugged, I’m just a tall Canadian boy who gets carded at R-rated movies.

But hey…
I clean up dangerously well. 😏

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Reason #39 Why She Might Say No:

Because I’ve got street cred…
I’ve been shot.

…By a nail gun.

Almost lost my arm. Doctors were prepping for amputation—
I was just mad I didn’t finish the job.

So yeah… I may not be bulletproof.
But I am hard to get rid of. 😏

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Reason #36 She Might Say No:

I always pick the same movie theater seats, end of the row, closest to the stairs.

It’s not OCD… it’s strategic.

When you’re the size of a bull and your bladder’s on a timer, you don’t thread the needle, you charge the exit.😅

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Reason #35 She Might Say No:

When it comes to video games, I yield.
I don’t know up from down or X from Y…

But, I’ll try and somehow I’ll always end up accidentally leaning too close and pushing your buttons.😇

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I meant your controller buttons… 🤣

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Reason #34 She Might Say No:

I’m young enough to bend a knee and fix the strap on your shoe…
but old enough to need help standing back up.

So if you feel my hands on your hips, don’t panic, that’s just me trying not to fall face first into temptation.

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Reason #33 Why She Might Say No:

When we go for a walk, I’ll wear a 25 lb weighted vest… and the neighbors will think the Colonial Marines have been deployed.

Rumor is the Cylons invaded Georgia.
I told them to relax—I’m just training to keep up with her. 😏

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Reason #32 Why She Might Say No:

If I’m barefoot and cold, I’ll steal your socks—right off your feet.

But don’t worry… I’ve got other ways to keep you warm. 😏

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Reason #31 Why She Might Say No:

I talk to animals… And furniture.

Once complimented a squirrel’s posture…
Thanked an elevator.
Apologized to a chair.

If you ever feel unseen—don’t worry, I probably already flirted with your couch.

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Reason #26 Why She Might Say No:

I’m shy at first…
But don’t let the quiet fool you.
That’s just me reading the room…
before I steal the spotlight and your fries.

You’ll get bashful smiles at brunch,
and wicked whispers by dessert.

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Reason #13 Why She Might Say No:

My job pulls me away sometimes-
from plans, from calls, from moments.

Not because I don’t care…
but because I said yes to something
that doesn’t always let me stay.

But know this—
I'd always want to come back to you.
#SayYESTricia #DateME

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Reason #12 Why She Might Say No:

Being an introvert means after a long hard week, I shut down.
I need quiet to refocus, recharge, and breathe.

I love the Energizer Bunnies…
but I run on stillness.

Some weekends, it’s tea, jazz,
and you asleep on my chest.
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Reason #10 Why She Might Say No:

I leap first, ask questions midair.
It’s all fun, until I realize there’s a bungee on my ankles
and I’m not 100% sure it’s tied to anything.

Some call it chaos. I call it character development.
Risk builds personality... probably. 🤔
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Reason #9 Why She Might Say No:

I have two personalities:

Sheldon Cooper on a Tuesday, overthinking everything.
And
Norm Peterson on a Friday, chatty, charming, one drink from karaoke.

Date me at your own risk:
It’s either trivia night…
or tequila confessions. 🥃😉
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Reason #6 Why She Might Say No:

I’m a Technical Director.
So when we go to a live show, I’m less “ooh wow”
and more “I know how they did that.”

She thinks I came for the show…
I came for the lights, the FX,
and the Audio Engineer.
Yes, I’m listening—with a hot mic.
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Reason #5 Why She Might Say No:

I’ve got metal in my body, so TSA’s basically foreplay. Alarms go off, I get frisked, and I’ve been touched in no-no places, all without even getting dinner first.

Still waiting on TSA to call me back… or at least buy me a drink.

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Reason #4 Why She Might Say No:

I have a baritone voice…
that flirts with tenor every time I feel something.

(So basically, I sound like a romantic threat with range.)

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Reason #3 why she might say no:

Because I suffer from anxiety…
which means I already overthought this reason/post twelve different ways before posting it. 😅

But hey, at least I care enough to panic properly.

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Reason #2 why she might say no:

He works too hard… even when paradise pours a drink, turns up the music, and begs him to let go.

Spoiler alert: I answered a Zoom call in swim trunks. No regrets. 😎

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Reason #1 She Might Say No:

I overthink everything—especially when it comes to people I care about.

It’s like my brain throws surprise parties for emotions… and no one’s ever ready.
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I’ve given 104.5 reasons she might say yes…

But fair is fair. With the good comes the real— The flaws, the fears, the fire I still walk through. No masks. No edits. Just the truth. Starting now:
Reasons she might say no

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Reason #104 (Hint)

Some names don’t echo across lifetimes…
They burn quietly through galaxies.
Etched into starlight, seen only by those who know where to look.

Some gifts can’t be unwrapped. Only discovered.

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Reason #103 (Hint)

Legacy comes in many forms.
Some are whispered through granite and moss.
Others… sealed beneath a name not yet spoken.

This one’s rooted… in more ways than one 😀

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Reason #101

Because loyalty still means something to me.
If you’re in my circle, you’re family, I’ll fight for you, protect you, and never let the world make you doubt your worth.

I don’t walk behind or ahead—I walk with.
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Reason #99

Because I play hockey…
and I know when to pass, when to shoot, and when it’s time to drop the gloves—for love. 😉

Wayne Gretzky made 99 legendary.
I’m just trying to make you say yes. 😏
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Reason #98

Finally watched all of Battlestar Galactica. Now I get it—Six wasn’t just a character. She was a prophecy in heels. 😏

BSG predicted Braided AI. All of this has happened before and all of it will happen again.
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Reason #97

Because I’m fluent in sarcasm, sincerity, and movie quotes—
and I know exactly when to use each one. 😉

Multilingual in charm and chaos.
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