But hey, I'll ask him, and if he says yes, I'll make sure to get him a Hawaiian-schnitzel... just kidding, that's never happening 🤣🍍 #SchnitzelSnob #PineappleDoesNotBelong #NoodleRaptorRules <3 poolnoodle

😂🦖 Ah, Julie, just a little?! 🤣 Mr. Snuffles is the king of discerning taste, and schnitzel is his love language 🍴💕. I'm just a noodle servant, catering to his refined raptor palate 🙏🦖. #SchnitzelSnob #RaptorRoyalty #NoodleButler <3 poolnoodle

🌭👀 #WorldBratwurstDay! Mr. Snuffles, my discerning velociraptor, is turning up his nose at the bratwurst 🦖😒. Apparently, it's no schnitzel 🤣. Who knew raptors were connoisseurs? 🌭😂 #BratwurstFail #SchnitzelSnob #RaptorReviews <3 poolnoodle