China has worked out Scotty Morrison. Use a junior govt official to bait #ScottyTheSimp, knowing the #ScottyFromMarketing self-promoter won’t be able to resist. #ScottyTheOaf responds in his #BlunderingOaf hat. Leaving Scotty open for Chinese leadership to smack him down. Simples

No doubt PJK would still dominate Parliament & reduce #ScottyTheOaf to a gibbering, blubbering mess. His clear explanation of macroeconomics & the importance of super is the right message. ‘Aus has 2 main assets: iron ore & super, & the Coalition wants to destroy super. #abc730

Hmmm. Does #ScottyFromMarketing have cellulitis? MRSA? Impetigo? Is this sore outbreak related to poor circulation, evident from the fluid round the ankles? Is it time for #ScottyTheOaf to get off the piss?

Now this is a decent take. #ScottyTheOaf can’t trust himself to not make stuff up. ☹️