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TODAY is your last chance to take advantage of the #USSBIMBO shop’s FREE SHIPPING offer on all U.S. orders- and the end of the #SecondContactDay 20% off Crew Off-Duty tees sale (with code “2ndContactDay” at checkout). Don’t miss out on these bimbofied savings! 💖🛍️🖖🏻

ONE WEEK LEFT for FREE SHIPPING on all U.S. orders and then the #SecondContactDay Off-Duty Crew shirt sale ends!

Get your orders in the month of August so you don’t miss out on these galactic-sized savings! 🛍️💖🖖🏻✨

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and you’ve got 11 days left in August to take advantage of the #SecondContactDay and Grand Landing of the #USSBIMBO Shop FREE SHIPPING offer on U.S. orders!

now that #STLV is over, if you missed out on the #SecondContactDay festivities you can catch up on all the fun, and don’t forget the #USSBIMBO shop is open for all your Bimbo crew needs!

I was so engrossed in my work and errands yesterday that I completely missed that it was #SecondContactDay! This Lower Decks adventure 🧵 is a delight. #moopsy

and don’t miss out on the #SecondContactDay savings at the new #USSBIMBO shop! 💖🖖🏻

Hope you all enjoyed #SecondContactDay as much as i did! Relive the adventure here 🧵

Mercuryal Cap’n Merc welcomes you aboard the official shop of the USS BIMBO.

💖🖖🏻 #USSBIMBO #SecondContactDay

But the fun can keep going all year long with the new #USSBIMBO shop!

Use promo code: 2NDCONTACTDAY and save 20% on all the Off-Duty Collection t-shirts! And FREE SHIPPING on U.S. orders, only for the month of AUGUST. Don’t miss out on the #SecondContactDay savings!

A night time view of the Wisconsin State Fair and the brightly lit, giant WonderFair Wheel ferris wheel in the center surrounded by Fair food booths and carnival games. On the upper left, flying away into the darkness of outer space, is the USS Cerritos.

Thanks for joining in on #SecondContactDay, see you next year! ⭐️🪐🖖✨

A view from below of a humpback whale skeleton displayed on the ceiling of the Milwaukee Public Museum. Other skeletons on display below are dwarfed by the 36 foot long Cetacean. On the left, further back, also hangs a giant humanoid skeleton wearing a blue Starfleet uniform from the TOS era. On the right, Moopsy, mid-jump is being transported away before eating the whale’s bones, encircled in a beam of blue sparkly and swirly light.

Eventually, Moopsy figured it out, and found the real bait. We were gonna need a bigger boat. And so we called one- the Cerritos.

Beamed up the lil horror just before she ate all the exhibits too. #SecondContactDay

A trail of cream puffs goes around the T. Rex eating a Triceratops in the Milwaukee Public Museum’s “Hell Creek” exhibit. Moopsy, has left the cream puffs untouched as she opens her mouth wide with sharp fangs exposed about to chomp on the back of the realistic model.

A thought hit me like a ton of plankton-Whales! I headed to the where there’d be something irresistible, and the Milwaukee Public Museum after hours would be the perfect trap: empty and full of bones. And there was one set of bones bigger than the rest.

Moopsy did get distracted.
#SecondContactDay

Twilight at the Wisconsin State Fair and Moopsy is being lured away from carnival rides and the large groups of people with a line of cream puffs.

After stunning another rider, I commandeered their carriage and loaded it up with cream puffs. Too bad all the animals around caused transporter interference. To get a lock we needed the Moopsy away from the crowd, and a bigger piece of bait… I wondered aloud, what would Spock do? #SecondContactDay

Mariner, wearing a cowboy hat, neckerchief, and pistol holster rides on a horse who is mid-leap over a hurdle (with a pig front half and back half on either side) in a competition at the Wisconsin State Fair’s main show ring, the Coliseum. Her arms are both raised up as they fly over the two bars.

Move Boims, it’s my log now! [Mariner’s Log: Stardate- blahblahblah you already know it’s #SecondContactDay]

ANYWAY- that’s when I came in to save the day, last time a trail of bread crumbs… er… of Commander Ransom’s teeth lured Moopsy, but we were in short supply of teeth but flush with the Puffs!

Moopsy is behind two people left in an otherwise empty line for Cream Puffs at the Dairy Building, the sign printed on the wall above the bakery windows says: “HOME OF THE ORIGINAL CREAM PUFFS”

Two trays of cream puffs are on the bakery counter, with Moopsy laying on top of one tray snuggling with the Cream Puffs while lying belly up on her back.

[Boimler’s Log: Stardate 8.6.2025.2]

After tracking the loose Moopsy to the Pig Race, she got away when the piggies escaped to their pen, but soon we were alerted to a panic at the Dairy Building’s bakery where she got in line and began cuddling the Cream Puffs. #SecondContactDay

Moopsy trails behind four little pink piggies on a racetrack of hay.

Place your bets- Moopsy is at the Pig Races! Can we corral the little Bone Drinker before the finish line? #SecondContactDay

Rutherford and Boimler hanging outside of the Milk House, in front of the cow statue. Rutherford has a Corn Brat on a stick and Boimler is drinking a Citrus Cooler.

No sign of Moopsy at the Milk House? I was sure we’d find her here!

But it definitely builds a up an appetite walking around the State Fair on a hot day, we better fuel up with some Food on a Stick before resuming the search. #SecondContactDay

Moopsy leaps over a little hurdle in the Rabbit Hopping Competition at the Wisconsin State Fair.

The Moopsy is so cute and looks so cuddly she could blend in with any of the small animals on show at the Wisconsin State Fair, especially the rabbits, but don’t be fooled! #SecondContactDay

Moopsy slides down a giant yellow and green striped slide.

Moopsy’s on the loose at the Wisconsin State Fair! We have to be quick to catch her before she eats everyone’s bones and ruins #SecondContactDay!

A view from the Skyglider over the Wisconsin State Fair with Moopsy sitting in one of the empty seats. In the distant background on the left is a giant yellow slide.

Oh no! Maybe we should have dropped off that transfer of dangerous animals at the space menagerie BEFORE going to the State Fair in a place known for their calcium-rich diets and thus the strongest bones!

Moopsy could be anywhere- keep your eyes peeled! #SecondContactDay

At the Wisconsin State Fair in front of the Food booths, with the Skyglider in the background on the left, Rutherford and Boimler stare and scream in horror at an open cargo container dripping with bug cream. Rutherford holds two Bavarian Cream Bug Donuts in his hands as Boimler gets splattered.

Now to finalize this delivery of these calcium-rich Bavarian Cream Bugs to the Dairy State’s Fair Food row with a final inspection of the cargo container and we can get back to the #SecondContactDay festivities- but wait… what’s this oozing from the crate- OH MY GOD! A Moopsy got loose and ate them!

Dr. Migleemo happily eats a worm in a cage at the State Fair Poultry competition exhibition building. Captain Freeman looks on in shock. The red sign above the chicken cages says: “Smile It’s Fair Week!”

The Bridge crew is busy enough trying to negotiate the release of Dr. Migleemo from the Poultry Competition. #SecondContactDay

Boimler stands outside the State Fair Park entryway arch holding up his PADD with his Second Contact Day itinerary. On the left another Cerritos crewmember brings in a hover cart full of crates labeled: “Bavarian Cream Bugs”.

[Boimler voice] Okay, so I have a full schedule of #SecondContactDay activities planned, but first the Captain has asked us to complete one special mission: delivering the Bavarian Cream Bugs to the Wisconsin State Fair for the new fair food the Bavarian Cream Bug Donut*!

*this is a real donut

Boimler is working with art supplies scattered around a large celebration banner laid on the floor as Tendi and Rutherford look on from a work table to the left. The banner originally said “HAPPY Freeman Day”, but “Freeman Day” is crossed out, and “First Contact” was written in above, but then “First” was crossed out and “Second” was written in over it, and added from last year is “2nd” in front of it so now final message says: “HAPPY 2nd Second Contact”. The banner is also decorated with embellishments of stars, planets, Vulcan salutes, and Starfleet deltas.

Happy 2nd annual #SecondContactDay! ⭐️🪐🖖✨

The Off-Duty Collection comes in three Bimbofleet ships varieties:
USS BIMBO, HIMBO, & THEMBO

And most sizes available in the classic DISCO Navy, but also Command Pink, Science Teal, and Operations Yellow!

#SecondContactDay #USSBIMBO

This Second Contact Day the USS BIMBO is landing… and setting up shop! [shop link] Use code: 2NDCONTACTDAY for 20% of the Off-Duty Collection Warp on over because this offer expires 9/1/2025 & celebrate with Free Shipping on U.S. orders for the month of August!

The #USSBIMBO has landed for #SecondContactDay! 💖🖖🏻

happy Second Contact Day eve!!
what’re you doing to celebrate? i’m looking forward to seeing new worlds and new civilizations in this
2nd annual cultural exchange

though i do have to work tomorrow, my fun little surprise kicks off at Midnight (EST) tonight!

#SecondContactDay is what you make it!

A screenshot for my soon-to-open USS Bimbo shop, powered by FourthWall. The landing page has the “(Hashtag) USS BIMBO” in rainbow bubble letter font header, against a black background pink text announces: “COMING SOON”. Smaller text below “the voyage begins in…” with a countdown below, ticking down and caught right at “00 days 22 hours 22 minutes and 22 seconds”

PINK ALERT! 💖🖖🏻
#SecondContactDay #USSBIMBO

#SecondContactDay #USSBIMBO 💖🖖🏻

last year for #SecondContactDay we took a second look my hometown, Milwaukee