A USS BIMBO Shop flyer for the Pink Clone Moon t-shirt featuring the five different colors of shirts (pink, grey, black, light pink, and white) all orbiting a full moon against a starry sky, which is a sort of inception of the shirt design which features 8 Weyoun heads orbiting a full Pink Moon against a black and white space background. shop link in bio

Happy April Fools from the #USSBIMBO!

Now live in the Bimbofleet Shop: The PINK CLONE MOON t-shirt! 💖🌝

Don’t be foolish, order yours today!

hi! i’m Merc, your friendly neighborhood Space Ace Bimbo, i make silly space fandom memes and video edits and design out-of-this-world shirts, mugs, and more in my #USSBIMBO Shop to help support me and my art 💖🖖🏻🏳️‍⚧️ #TDOV

USS BIMBO Flyer with a moon phase background for the THREE JEFF MOON shirt: a black t-shirt (also available in grey, pink, yellow, and teal) with three heads of a blue Shran, a yellow Weyoun, and pink Brunt floating on a greyscale starry space sky orbiting the moon. shop link in bio

🚨💖 PINK ALERT 💖🚨 New Shirt in the #USSBIMBO Shop!

i was gonna drop this one tomorrow for April Fools/Pink Full Moon, but let’s go live early with the THREE JEFF MOON t-shirt! 🌝💗

Mercuryal Cap’n Merc welcomes you aboard the official shop of the USS BIMBO.

alternatively, if you want to support me in a different way- ordering from my #USSBIMBO shop by today, the last day of March, will help get me a pay out at the beginning of April, then you can get a little something fun for yourself too 😊🛍️

and i do have a sale going on- 10% off the entire store!

Close up on the face of the Emissary, Benjamin Sisko, in the liminal whitespace of the Bajoran prophets, he is surrounded by a hazy ethereal glow. Rainbow bubble font caption: “oh my me a hit skeet”

and while you’re here, check out my #USSBIMBO Shop - i’ve got a 10% Off storewide Sale going on right now! 💖🖖🏻

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A USS BIMBO flyer on a blue gradient with white grid background featuring The Garashirt Tuxedo Shirt with Our Men about to kiss in their tuxedos under a blue/purple gradient and a little aqua heart in between. The white ringer style shirt has black trim and a black bowtie above the “GARASHIRT” text in aqua color font which emphasizes “GARASHIR” (the “T” at the end is in white font). the shop link at bottom (link in bio)

New #USSBIMBO SHIP MATES Collection MERCh Drop: The GarashirT - Tuxedo Shirt ! 🩵💜🖤🍸

Order soon and SAVE 10% on the entire Bimbofleet Shop with the Spring Forward Thrusters Into Savings Sale, going on now!

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✨ shameless mug plug ✨

Check out the Cosmic Cafe to get your own BIMBO, HIMBO, or THEMBO MODE Mug, and order soon to save 10% off everything in the #USSBIMBO Shop with the Spring Forward Thrusters Into Savings Sale! 🌸🛍️💫

Take Me Out to the HoloSweet | Mercuryal The official Take Me Out to the HoloSweet collection for Mercuryal. Shop products like: The USS Bimbos Baseball Jersey, The USS Bimbos Baseball Team Logo Hoodie, and more.

and remember the #USSBIMBO Spring Forward Thrusters Into Savings Sale is going on right now! Save 10% off the entire shop! 💖🖖🏻🛍️

it’s the SPRING EQUINOX and BIMBOS, HIMBOS, AND THEMBOS in BLOOM can all SAVE BIG with the #USSBIMBO! 🌷🥰🌸

lemme know if you click on the #USSBIMBO hashtag if anything more shows up for you?

Yeah, that's fucked. The #USSBimbo is out there in Blueskyland saving lives and cracking wise, and definitely deserves better!

Team Laris Neon Shamrock T-shirt Justice for Irish Space Fae MILF's! Show your support in this supersoft cotton tee available in green, mint, black, white, pink, aqua, or yellow.

the #USSBIMBO Shop has all your Bimbofleet needs and more! 🛍️💖🖖🏻

NEW! Available now in the #USSBIMBO Shop: TEAM LARIS Neon Shamrock shirts!

Order in the month of March and you can save an extra $5 using Promo Code: “SHAMROCKED” at checkout (limit 1), that’s on top of the storewide 10% Off Spring Forward Thrusters into Savings Sale, it’s your lucky day! 🍷☘️

Mercuryal Cap’n Merc welcomes you aboard the official shop of the USS BIMBO.

💖 PINK ALERT 💖 CHRONITON PARTICLES DETECTED ⏰🚨

The #USSBIMBO time traveled into the future gaining you a jump on the season with 10% OFF all items in the Bimbofleet Shop! Now breaking the space-time continuum doesn’t have to break the bank with the 🌱⏩✨ SPRING FORWARD THRUSTERS INTO SAVINGS Sale 🌷🛍️🌸

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and if you need some more #USSBIMBO tunes, i just transferred the first mix i made to YouTube 🎧💖🎶

happy new year! i’m so excited for 2026 with ya’ll as we explore Star Trek and beyond, wherever we go we BOLDLY go on the #USSBIMBO! 🍾🥂💖🖖🏻✨

HAPPY SOLSTICE from the #USSBIMBO!

Astronomical Winter is HERE and you need gear to keep you warm AND cunty. Get those hearts a THRILLIN despite all the CHILL in the weather- time to SLAY those bells! ❄️💅🏻

[Incoming HIGH 😤 PRIORITY Transmission from Bimbofleet HQ] 📡✨

Official word is today’s the LAST DAY for U.S. orders to arrive by XMAS, & remember i’m offering FREE SHIPPING on all U.S. orders over $100 for Cozy Season Savings, so warp on over to the #USSBIMBO Shop & get those STOCKINGS STUFFED! 🛍️💖🖖🏻

🎶 i’ll be DRONE for christmas 🎶

add the distinctive style of the #USSBIMBO DR0N3 C0LL3C710N to your own collection 💚💅🏻

the windchill may be negative, but Bimbos, Himbos, and Thembos can stay positive in these hot and cozy #USSBIMBO crew sweatshirts! 💖🥵🖖🏻

Order this week to get yours by Dec. 24th- and don’t forget, U.S. orders over $100 from the entire #USSBIMBO Shop get Cozy Season FREE SHIPPING! ☕️💖

#USSBIMBO reminder, don’t forget to hang up your fishnets or leave out your thigh high boots for St. Nick tonight 🎅🏻💋

Boldy go BIMBO MODE for the Holidays!

whether you’re shopping for that special Bimbo, Himbo, and Thembo in your life, or just for yourself- the #USSBIMBO Shop has your covered! 💝💖💗💓🖤

A USS BIMBO Shop flyer featuring the classic DISCO navy blue Off-Duty Crew shirts and the new THEMBO/BIMBO/HIMBO MODE Sweatpants, each with a new THEMBO/BIMBO/HIMBO MODE embroidered beanie in black, grey, and light pink. [shop link in a pastel rainbow gradient box in the bottom center, see comments or my bio for direct hyperlink].

it’s DECEMBER so REMEMBER:
the #USSBIMBO Shop has GAY apparel for ✨YOU✨ and your 💕CREW💕!

U.S. orders over $100 from the entire site get FREE SHIPPING right now! 🛍️💖🖖🏻

DR0N3 C0LL3C710N | Mercuryal The official DR0N3 C0LL3C710N collection for Mercuryal. Shop products like: B1MBO Drone Hoodie, H1MB0 Drone Hoodie, and more.

Need gifts for the holidays? U.S. orders over $100 get FREE SHIPPING from the entire #USSBIMBO Shop!

A USSBIMBO Shop flyer for the DR0N3 C0LL3C710N (leet speak for DRONE COLLECTION) featuring a poorly edited collage of various Borgified versions of (clockwise from top: Seven, Hugh, Picard/Locutus, Tuvok, B’Elanna, Q, and Captain Janeway) wearing various hoodies in Hot (pink, light grey, dark grey, and black) printed with leet speak text BIMBO, HIMBO, and THEMBO thrice repeating pattern down arms and across front and knit hats embroidered with a singular version in black, dark grey, light grey, and baby pink. [website url in bottom right corner, see comments for direct link]

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We are B1MBO. You will be ASSimilated with the #USSBIMBO DR0N3 C0LL3C710N 🤖💖

boycotting Starbucks?

Why not get a Frosty Lil’ Treat Tumbler from the #USSBIMBO Shop and make a FAPPUCCINO, DIRTY GIRL CHAI SHAKE, & EGG-NOG or ICED GINGER-BRED HOTTIES at home and still look cute?

Best of all, every order helps support this fellow service-industry Bimbo survive the holidays! 💖🖖🏻🧋

Mercuryal Cap’n Merc welcomes you aboard the official shop of the USS BIMBO.

Shopping for the holidays? Right now, U.S. orders over $100 from my entire #USSBIMBO Shop get COZY SEASON FREE SHIPPING! 🛍️💖

Hygge-galactic: Horny on Holiday | Mercuryal The official Hygge-galactic: Horny on Holiday collection for Mercuryal. Shop products like: BIMBO Crew Sweatshirt, HIMBO Crew Sweatshirt, and more.

and right now U.S. orders over $100 from my entire #USSBIMBO Shop get FREE SHIPPING!

Hygge-galactic: Horny on Holiday | Mercuryal The official Hygge-galactic: Horny on Holiday collection for Mercuryal. Shop products like: BIMBO Crew Sweatshirt, HIMBO Crew Sweatshirt, and more.

take advantage of Cozy Season FREE SHIPPING on U.S. orders over $100 from the entire #USSBIMBO Shop (discount automatically applied at checkout) and get all your holiday shopping done early for you and your favorite Bimbos, Himbos, and Thembos! 🛍️💅🏻