Peter Thiel created him. He financed him. He’s basically Thiel’s robot with no mind of its own. JD is a fake, a cuck, the stooge of techno fascists, a sectional sexual, the dumbest motherfucker on the planet.
#SectionalSexual

Peter Thiel created him. He financed him. He’s basically Thiel’s robot with no mind of its own. JD is a fake, a cuck, the stooge of techno fascists, a sectional sexual, the dumbest motherfucker on the planet.
#SectionalSexual

#sectionalsexual!! That’s good! 😂

I’m really not sure the lgbtqi+ community will accept him though.. he does really lousy eyeliner,, and he’s a total ankle(a few ft lower than a C u next Tuesday.) js.

Peter Thiel created him. He financed him. He’s basically Thiel’s robot with no mind of its own. JD is a fake, a cuck, the stooge of techno fascists, a sectional sexual, the dumbest motherfucker on the planet.
#SectionalSexual

#SectionalSexual

Peter Thiel created him. He financed him. He’s basically Thiel’s robot with no mind of its own. JD is a fake, a cuck, the stooge of techno fascists, a furniture molester, the dumbest motherfucker on the planet.
#SectionalSexual

JD has spent years crafting his message, his name & his backstory. Anything that makes the narrative feel more electable. While seeming earnest, avoiding details & keeping the donor $ flowing, JD promises to hear your voice, thank you for sharing it & continue exactly as before.
#SectionalSexual

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Hey sectional, you come here often?

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If he could only stop fucking the loveseat.
#SectionalSexual

Couchfucker should be excommunicated for sofa sodomy.

#SectionalSexual

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Every sofa is a love seat.
#SectionalSexual

Love this #sectionalsexual @plexnetflix.bsky.social

They even commented on his eyeliner!😂😂😂

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Eyeliner boy getting the Bronx Cheer in Milan.
Booooooooooooooooo!!!
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JD? He’s a shape shifting shitbag who would make even the Borgias blush.
#SectionalSexual

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Greenland should have sent both Couchfucker’s and Coke Junior’s heads back stuck atop pikes to avoid any further confusion. Just like the Vikings of yore.

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I would rather see that than JD molesting a loveseat.

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I’m not happy for them. JD Vance is a detestable shape shifter with no principles other than career advancement. He sees morality the way a blind person sees color.
#SectionalSexual

So the ICE Nazis are the real victims?

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Scene: Usha pulls off her wedding ring and violently shoves it in between the cushions. “There! You might as well have it!” she shouts at the beleaguered loveseat.

#JDCouchfucker
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Does the couch know?

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Current fave is #ShadyJD but I never get tired of #SectionalSexual