welp, here's an evil #SexualSunday thought

cw: canon-typical infidelity

Househusband Stede takes his young kids to the drop-in nursery once a week (which Mary definitely doesn't know about), then picks Ed up at the back door of his office.

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happy #sexualsunday

i hope you enjoy this little burst of inspiration i got today. <3

#ofmdfic #gentlebeard

Stede and Ed are fucking on the maintop. Ed is astride Stede’s lap facing him, riding. His dressing down has slipped down, baring his shoulders, and his hair is flowing in the breeze. Stede is biting down on Ed’s shoulder to muffle the sounds rumbling out of his mouth.

This is - what’s the smut equivalent of a plot bunny? - that I may incorporate into loyb.

Not suuuper explicit (yet!) but Happy #SexualSunday! #OFMD

And Stede sucks Ed off with a finger in Ed’s asshole while Ed holds onto those golden curls and calls Stede a dirty whore with a slutty mouth, which makes Stede come all over his own hand, so unfortunately Ed doesn’t get to return the favor. But he does lick the come off Stede’s fingers while Stede looks like he’s just died and he’s not sure if he’s gone to heaven or someplace much filthier, so it’s all good, for now.

Hey for the first time ever I have a short little something in a WIP appropriate for #sexualsunday, so enjoy!

A special event for #SexualSunday!!
The maid will be avaible only for [Reader] use the time however you like~

Summary: They're experimenting with denial. Stede sits in his favorite armchair, wearing nothing but his heeled shoes and stockings. He's reading, or at least pretending to, with one leg outstretched.

On this #SexualSunday I bring you chapter 5 of “you get me high on a tiny love”, featuring Stede’s gay little shoes

This chapter is for @margaritaville.bsky.social, hope you like it friend! 🎀

archiveofourown.org/works/749621...

Ed’s got his mouth full, just saying

#sexualSunday

Happy #SexualSunday, tiny love Stede is kneeling on the settee with his hands braced on the back. Ed is sitting on the floor below with his head tipped back on the cushion between Stede's thighs, sucking Stede's snoochie & admiring his fuzzy tummy ❤️

i'm not sure yet what ed and stede are doing on this #SexualSunday but i do know it involves ed whimpering. probably shaking too. shivering even

E, 10 Apr 2023 take from me my lace by scarrletmoon Our Flag Means Death (TV) No Archive Warnings Apply, Blackbeard|Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard|Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Hand Jobs, Caught, Blow Jobs, Seduction, No Betas We Die Like Lucius Getting Tossed Overboard, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Podfic Welcome Stede has more than one pair of laced breeches and Ed definitely takes notice. Language: English Words: 4,518

For #SexualSunday I’ll rec a new-to-me fic by @scarrletmoon.bsky.social. Co-captains era Ed has particular feelings about Stede’s slutty lace-up pants

archiveofourown.org/works/46379527

happy #sexualsunday, ed woke up today to stede all over him. he’s half-hard, sucking on ed’s neck and rutting lazily against his hip, helping himself without bothering to wait until ed was awake for it. obviously this alone is enough to get ed viciously horny + sleepily begging for stede’s cock 1/

Ed pauses to look up, inquisitive. “Don’t stop!” Stede yells. Ed raises an eyebrow, making Stede realize that was quite rude, so he adds, “If you wouldn’t mind continuing.” “”If you wouldn’t mind.’” Ed chuckles. “I’ve been waiting for this. Boss me around as much as you want.” He reaches for Stede’s right hand where it’s resting on the mattress and puts it in his hair. “You can touch my hair, or any part of me you can reach, as much as you like. Or just sit back and enjoy.” “All right.” Stede’s hand reflexively curls into the silken strands of Ed’s hair—quite a fantastic suggestion on his part! He brings his other hand under the waterfall of Ed’s hair to caress his neck, since perhaps Ed’s neck is sensitive as well. To Stede’s delight, Ed makes a high-pitched noise and falls on the other nipple, sucking hard. Stede’s cock, no longer trapped against Ed’s stomach, twitches as if seeking friction. “Oh, Ed, it’s so good, I had no idea,” he babbles, trying to convey that he had no idea his nipples were so sensitive. Ed gently grazes his teeth against the nipple, and Stede nearly screams but manages to keep his mouth closed—it wouldn’t do to have Mme Favager call the police! He’s lost control of his limbs, too. If his legs weren’t weighed down by Ed’s body, they’d flail spectacularly. His hand tightens in Ed’s hair. “Shit, I’m sorry—” “Mmm, pull all you want, love,” Ed says as he nuzzles Stede’s chest hair once more. “Like it.” Fascinating! Stede tugs once more, and Ed moans wantonly right against Stede’s heart.

Happy #SexualSunday Moments of Gold Stede's experiencing nipple play for the first time and learning all kinds of new things ✨🎨

#OFMDfanfic

it's #sexualsunday and ed and stede are kissing sloppy style on the couch and dry humping and stede is So horny he can't stop touching ed. he's sucking his earlobe and kissing his neck and biting his shoulder and he's moaning Loud and ed whispering "yeah love take what you need" in his ear

Artist: Stopu

While it may be #SexualSunday, shes rather just gonna be on the more seductive side.

Have her in one of her many workout attires.

You can look, but not touching

happy #sexualsunday AGAIN

now I'm thinking about an established Ed/Stede relationship where the sex is so good and they're so in-sync physically, emotionally, and spiritually, that when they have sex it lasts for like 6 hours and they're so wrung out and dehydrated that

1/?

Happy #sexualsunday , I've been thinking about Teach's Hole a lot and that's pretty much the tweet but please feel free to share your opinions on the subject!

I woke up to new notifs on my drawing of Ed with his pubes out, so it must be time to share the scorchingly hot fic @unadulteratedkr.bsky.social wrote about it again 👀🔥 #sexualsunday

On this #sexualsunday, they're laying in bed w Otis playing on the radio, and Stede is lazily humping Ed's hip, and, having been forbidden from touching his cock until Stede says so, Ed's losing his mind a bit, thrusting into the air and whimpering, unsure of just how long this is going to go on.

happy #sexualsunday, i have nothing to say about my favourite guys today but i WILL say: ONE DAY i will be brave enough to use the dead batteries tag. i have faith that i can do it, i can know the unknowable without screaming and exploding like a water balloon hurled into oncoming traffic

Artist: Ma Temi

For #SexualSunday, the Maid is doing a good deal~..

A bunny suit snd his top hat loaded with toys~. However, whatever is picked has a chance to be used on the [READER] if they wish~.

#OpenRp
#NSFWRp

"Little late but but incredible view none the less~"

#Arcane #LeagueofLegends #SexualSunday #Vi

hey, guess what? bonus #SexualSunday thought (not ~really~ sexual but tagging it anyway)

tiny love Ed & Stede are laying in bed, winding down and getting ready to sleep. They’re nude under the sheet, Stede on his back with Ed’s head resting on his chest. Stede is quietly reading aloud for them.

I rather think I'm sexual every day, but I suppose I could be extra on a #SexualSunday...

Probably could have put more clothes on...

But, those that know me know this mage likes to be stripped down as much as possible.~

Stede and Ed are planning a sexy fuckery based on an old fantasy Ed shared. Before they met, when Ed was in the worst of the depression and burnout, he used to daydream of being captured so that he could stop. But they didn't execute him, that's what they do to pirates, and Ed's not a pirate, he's just a filthy little slut, so instead they put him in a stockade in a town square and pull his pants down and passersby can use him however they want. Anyways Ed and Stede are talking it about it while they slowly jerk each other off and they're trying to decide if they want to invite anybody to the fuckery or if Stede should prepare a variety of characters with costume elements #ofmd

Happy #SexualSunday (cnc mention)

Artist: TheMaker

It seems like her cosplay as Mirko from MHA was a big hit....

So much so she got a lot of requests for her to do it again.

Dont mind her #SexualSunday being in this cosplay~

A spicy one for #SexualSunday

#WIPSnips

Happy #SexualSunday. P&R Ed told Stede he had to grade at least 10 papers before he’d let Stede touch him. With many grumbles, Stede graded exactly 10, then proceeded to edge Ed for a solid half hour (“Touché,” Ed moaned, practically in tears).

(Worry not; his eventual release was spectacular 😌)

Happy #sexualsunday

Stede slipping his shoe off and sliding his stockinged foot sloooooowly up Ed's leg, starting at the toe of his boot, past his calf, his knee, up to his inner thigh where the leather is soft and so warm he can feel it through the thin silk that covers the sole of his foot