Screen grab from the show Last of Us depicting the “kiss of death” in Season 1 showing cordyceps coming out the mouth of an infected person.

DO NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES joke around with your spouse when approaching to kiss them, making any reference or strange sounds that reminds them of the #LastOfUs kiss of death. You’ll be stuck kissing only their hand for a week. #SpeakingFromExperience #SheAintLaughing #InTheDogHouse #ItsAFairCop