Wait until they ask where you got the corneas and eyeballs! #SpeakingFromExperience #EyeRecoveryTechnician

"Faith groups" often have enough trouble just keeping the church roof repaired and the boiler running.
#speakingfromexperience

And a sure sign your new overlords have no idea what the people do who they now supervise, or how the business they’ve just acquired runs on a day-to-day.
#SpeakingFromExperience

If you're looking for a wee stationery treat and want to support a small UK business then look no further! Gorgeous designs and and the product quality is 👌 #speakingfromexperience

As you age, prepare for the same thing to happen to your prostate. #speakingfromexperience

Surefire way of avoiding it if you're a hospital inpatient, since you're not actually allowed to sleep #speakingfromexperience #uknowwotimean

You know who’s going to supply these kids when their parents can’t? Their teachers. And. . . We cannot write off anywhere near the amount we spend. #speakingfromexperience

a man says never ever ever give up Alt: a man says never ever ever give up

COVID infections cause MIs & strokes.
The world MUST acknowledge this, educate all doctors about this, develop diagnostics to help with early prevention, & encourage the shift of public attitude/opinion of masking to PREVENT COVID infection.
#Speakingfromexperience

Here is the pdf of the #SpeakingFromExperience report

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New report calls for stronger measures to combat sexual harassment The Australian Human Rights Commission has released a landmark report revealing the systemic barriers faced by people who experience workplace sexual harassment—and outlining urgent reforms needed to ...

New report calls for stronger measures to combat #SexualHarassment

Australian Human Rights Commission
#SpeakingFromExperience

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I'm sitting here thinking about food 😬

And I'm thinking real tacos are made with meat, pico de gilo, guacamole and are delicious

Then I think about yt people tacos, meat, lettuce, cheese, and sour cream

Yt people are weird #speakingfromexperience

a crab is surrounded by sparkles and the word shiny is on the bottom ALT: a crab is surrounded by sparkles and the word shiny is on the bottom

You know how people with ADHD say "oooh, shiny" when they get distracted?
Pro tip: don't use Moana for background noise on orgy nights if your polycule is exclusively people on the spectrum.
Everyone will get distracted by the crab's performance.
#SpeakingFromExperience

Screen grab from the show Last of Us depicting the “kiss of death” in Season 1 showing cordyceps coming out the mouth of an infected person.

DO NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES joke around with your spouse when approaching to kiss them, making any reference or strange sounds that reminds them of the #LastOfUs kiss of death. You’ll be stuck kissing only their hand for a week. #SpeakingFromExperience #SheAintLaughing #InTheDogHouse #ItsAFairCop

Sometimes it's healthy to just let it all out at once lol #SpeakingFromExperience

Has he been seen for adhd? Might explain why his high was like that (ignoring that he took so much....) and why the sensory vids worked

#speakingfromexperience

Happy international women's day may there be a time when professional women with PhDs and management responsibilities at work aren't asked if they're pregnant, told they're bossy and too ambitious, or have their decisions questioned by inexperienced men 🩷 #speakingfromexperience #iwd #womeninstem

Always keep a chair with their name very prominently displayed in a place of honor for all to see. #SpeakingFromExperience

That should read #speakingfromexperience

Wait until the next hurricane floods your condo/home, and you can’t find anyone to do repairs, or the Cartel knocks on your car window and asks you to handover your keys. Also, keep in mind the Cartel is in revenge mode after the Orange stain labeled them terrorists. #SpeakingFromExperience

The problem is the job. All toddlers throw tantrums, not all jobs suck. If your job is making it harder to raise your kid, start looking for a new job sooner rather than later.

#speakingfromexperience

I have to agree with this...
#SpeakingFromExperience

You are very strange. Have you ever got a bollock trapped down the leg hole of some jeans? This is why responsible people don't do that. #SpeakingFromExperience

Could have been worse. M&S also do zero alcohol versions. #SpeakingFromExperience aka #Mistake

Quite possibly very true, and though. #speakingfromexperience

If you’re with a partner male/female and they have a drink problem that they don’t admit to / deny having a problem . They start becoming abusive emotionally , please get out of that situation 🥰Things don’t change only get worse .Self care and walk away💖

#speakingfromexperience
#emotionalabuse

Well done, Eldest! And (((hugs))) for yourself. You’ve clearly done a great job that they feel ready. And there’ll be ample opportunity to remote hand holding #speakingFromExperience

Ever asked any of them what they think “Marxist“ means?

The answers may surprise you. But if you think they’re just making shit up and grabbing words that they think make them sound smart, they probably won’t.

#SpeakingFromExperience

And the chaser: Blue has politely declined staying an hour late, but will be available for overtime the day after tomorrow.

#SpeakingFromExperience