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Browns ready to make their move in 2031. Wooooo!

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Love it when the Oscars get corny #oscars2026 #shootmenow

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That bloke on the crappy hooses show just recommended putting a car in a garage.

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Barometric pressure bearing down.

Flashbacks to the Blizzard of ‘78. I had started a job, graduating early from high school, the storm started, I did not go back for a week. 100 people died in that storm, getting stuck on highways.

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"shoot me now" 🤣😂🤣
Best response.

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Let's get this # tag trending.

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So…a pretty decent day, eh?

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Despite masking everywhere and bathing in handsanitzer, I awoke with the cooties. Probably some form of the flu. Please send a pot of Jewish penicillin soonest.
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Not sure who needs to hear this (youtube), but Lady Gaga is not heavy metal. #shootmenow

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Exciting news: I'm going to Home Bargains soon.

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More of the same is like a lifetime diet of endless Seymour food. The wealthy and sorted class running a rent and mortgage farm of undeserving proletarians #shootmenow

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It's a house full of people you don't know. I TOTALLY get it. #ShootMeNow

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Can she do it? It can be excruciating, almost
couldn’t finish last season.

And Just Like That…. Season 3, I’m giving it a go. It’s awful, worse than awful - and it’s only the first 12 minutes

Rosie O’Donnell is a nun from Calgary pursuing Miranda.

#shootmenow #badtv #horrblewriting #ajlt

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There are groups of people with speakers and I have to say most of their playlists are utter shite 😂😂

There was a group of Black folks at our starting line with amazing Caribbean playlist but they're well ahead now so we're stuck with Sophie Ellis Bextor and Westlife. #ShootMeNow #AberdeenKiltwalk

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Get your foot in the door working for Amazon as a ghost writer for AI…
Just saw this posted via LinkedIn

#job #AI #writer #writingjob #amazon #shootmenow #turnonskynet

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And it has a sibling which has started crying. #ShootMeNow

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"Jury pool" is Latin for "large group of people who don't follow instructions." #juryduty #ShootMeNow

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Apparently so😓 Some folk even do caffeine free coffee?!?🤔🤷‍♂️ I mean WTAF!😵‍💫 What has the world come to😓 #ShootMeNow

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<Sarcasm>Alternative take: They had to pray to their GOD KING, donOLD, for the success of the mission and if you use to biggly of words, he might not answer your prays!</Sarcasm>
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Do you think Trump & Elon are going jump out & say ‘April Fools!’
What a larf 🤪
#ShootMeNow 😔

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Nothing is more body shaming than trying on clothes in a department store fitting room. #shootmenow

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Baby Lich, doo doo doo doo doo doo #shootmenow #dice #dnd

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I'm holding up garlic and
a crucifix. #shootmenow

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I think i will watch Dr Strangelove on loop for 4 years until this is all over. #shootmenow

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The excitment never ends. #shootmenow

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Back to work now the holiday season is over.. #shootmenow..

#backtowork #office #dailygrind #keepcalm #gay #9to5 #itsover #bringonsummer #2019

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Press `insert`, type in **8192** and press `esc` to return. To write the changes and quit, type `:wq` and press `enter`. #ShootMeNow

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Well, "remote troubleshooting" of install of parents' new TV is becoming "in-person troubleshooting." #ShootMeNow #Again

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