Browns ready to make their move in 2031. Wooooo!
#shootmenow
Love it when the Oscars get corny #oscars2026 #shootmenow
That bloke on the crappy hooses show just recommended putting a car in a garage.
#ShootMeNow
Barometric pressure bearing down.
Flashbacks to the Blizzard of ‘78. I had started a job, graduating early from high school, the storm started, I did not go back for a week. 100 people died in that storm, getting stuck on highways.
#Shootmenow
"shoot me now" 🤣😂🤣
Best response.
#ShootMeNow
Let's get this # tag trending.
So…a pretty decent day, eh?
#shootmenow
Despite masking everywhere and bathing in handsanitzer, I awoke with the cooties. Probably some form of the flu. Please send a pot of Jewish penicillin soonest.
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Not sure who needs to hear this (youtube), but Lady Gaga is not heavy metal. #shootmenow
Exciting news: I'm going to Home Bargains soon.
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More of the same is like a lifetime diet of endless Seymour food. The wealthy and sorted class running a rent and mortgage farm of undeserving proletarians #shootmenow
It's a house full of people you don't know. I TOTALLY get it. #ShootMeNow
Can she do it? It can be excruciating, almost
couldn’t finish last season.
And Just Like That…. Season 3, I’m giving it a go. It’s awful, worse than awful - and it’s only the first 12 minutes
Rosie O’Donnell is a nun from Calgary pursuing Miranda.
#shootmenow #badtv #horrblewriting #ajlt
There are groups of people with speakers and I have to say most of their playlists are utter shite 😂😂
There was a group of Black folks at our starting line with amazing Caribbean playlist but they're well ahead now so we're stuck with Sophie Ellis Bextor and Westlife. #ShootMeNow #AberdeenKiltwalk
Get your foot in the door working for Amazon as a ghost writer for AI…
Just saw this posted via LinkedIn
#job #AI #writer #writingjob #amazon #shootmenow #turnonskynet
And it has a sibling which has started crying. #ShootMeNow
"Jury pool" is Latin for "large group of people who don't follow instructions." #juryduty #ShootMeNow
Apparently so😓 Some folk even do caffeine free coffee?!?🤔🤷♂️ I mean WTAF!😵💫 What has the world come to😓 #ShootMeNow
<Sarcasm>Alternative take: They had to pray to their GOD KING, donOLD, for the success of the mission and if you use to biggly of words, he might not answer your prays!</Sarcasm>
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Do you think Trump & Elon are going jump out & say ‘April Fools!’
What a larf 🤪
#ShootMeNow 😔
Nothing is more body shaming than trying on clothes in a department store fitting room. #shootmenow
Baby Lich, doo doo doo doo doo doo #shootmenow #dice #dnd
I'm holding up garlic and
a crucifix. #shootmenow
I think i will watch Dr Strangelove on loop for 4 years until this is all over. #shootmenow
Back to work now the holiday season is over.. #shootmenow..
#backtowork #office #dailygrind #keepcalm #gay #9to5 #itsover #bringonsummer #2019
Press `insert`, type in **8192** and press `esc` to return. To write the changes and quit, type `:wq` and press `enter`. #ShootMeNow
Well, "remote troubleshooting" of install of parents' new TV is becoming "in-person troubleshooting." #ShootMeNow #Again