The neighbors are always complaining. I have yet to hear one good thing they've said about me. #SignsYouHaveATerribleNeighbor π
π¬ #SignsYouHaveATerribleNeighbor They're overly cheery and always trying to engage you in conversation when you want to be left alone...
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Her name is "Karen".
πΏ #SignsYouHaveATerribleNeighbor Their craziness is your family's entertainment...
They spell it "neighbor" instead of "neighbour", eh?
Am I right, Canadians?
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They constantly make that breathing noise. They also talk, which is so weird.
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I used to have some with a yellow flag with a snake on it, and another even made the snake sound, "SS"
They also had weird cross tattoos, with the ends bent
Good riddance to them
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Screenshot of toot by @HamonWry@mastodon.world I think I caught a bad case of the dementia from the neighbor kid. #ExcusesForForgetting #HashTagGames
Their kid has transmittable dementia.π
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Suddenly We're solving mysteries together
#SignsYouHaveATerribleNeighbor she doesn't like my hat
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constantly want to me to invite them over, All my other neighbors have disappeared and she's the only one left. also she doesn't reflect in a mirror
The recycling cans that almost hit my car just now because the people across the street thought they needed to put them out, almost empty, with 50 mph gusts and an icy street like a skating rink
Fuckers blew over and just slid
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Her name is Holly and she doesn't observe the no pets policy, saying that only applies to cats and dogs, and not fucking bunnies. #SignsYouHaveATerribleNeighbor
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Aggressively parks in every available spot, including two they made up.
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#SignsYouHaveATerribleNeighbor she doesn't allow kissing
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Found you online, then slides into your DMs.
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Screenshot from a Natural_habitok short animation, of an angry owl with its wings spread, and the text *hostile hooting*
MF threatens to report you to the HOA for hooting.
I'm a night owl, ffs.π¦π’
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#SignsYouHaveATerribleNeighbor he wonβt let you go for a ride.
#SignsYouHaveATerribleNeighbor she just lets her cat run around.
#SignsYouHaveATerribleNeighbor They always expect me to get their balls. π«£
#SignsYouHaveATerribleNeighbor he has this card out all the time
#SignsYouHaveATerribleNeighbor She keeps finding me
#SignsYouHaveATerribleNeighbor They keep claiming they are a sovereign nation. Well keep your "ambasador' from shitting on my lawn
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When I put a glass up to the wall I can hear them listening to me.
Just checked Twitter, the tag is #SignsYouHaveATerribleNeighbor
...I guess me skeeting this makes me a good neighbor, so let's see how I can change that...π¦β¨
They are nosy. #SignsYouHaveATerribleNeighbor
#SignsYouHaveATerribleNeighbor she keeps her blinds closed
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Canada - They Live South of you.
Mexico - no, They live North of you
Canada - No.They Live South of you
Mexico - no They live North of you
Canada - no They Live South of you
Mexico - no They live North of you
Mexico & Canada - they live between us
#SignsYouHaveATerribleNeighbor It must be me since they're always staring. π€¨