Figgy gwab
And Figgy growl
He twies to take da tweat

Silly Fig
Wif cwayzee eyes
Da wapper not for eat!

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #LikkyToob #HeTwyBeFearse #DisDaOnlyTimeHeEberGrowls #HeTwyToEatWapper #DatNotForEats

Closeup of Figgy as he sits in a narrow space between the back of the sofa and the wall. He is looking upwards, slightly to the left, with big eyes and a curious expression.

Mama moobs da sofa
And Figgy jump behind
Dere, wif dusty bunnys
His losted balls he find

I come spy da Figgy
I makes shur he ok
Den he climeys out
I chase and we go play

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #LostedBalls #FiggyNotCudGetDemOut #HeSingHappySong #HeForgetAboutBallsRiteAfter

Figgy sits and bites into an owl-shaped puff-vinyl charm that's attached to a journal.

Figgy finds a taggy
He finks it be for chew
He puts it in his mouff
He bites and slobbers too

Den he twies to take it
But it be tied to book
Wen da mama cach him
He ses he only look

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeBitedDatFingBefor #ItGotsTeefHolesAllOberIt #HeNotEbenGetInTrubble

Figgy sits on top of a piano and is peeking around the corner with big curious eyes.

Figgy waches
Figgy spy
He wach da mama
Wunders why

All kurryus
His eyes be big
And den he run
Dat silly Fig!

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #MamaBePuttingPlasikOnFlor #ShePayntingSumfing #FigGoedUnderIt #DenHeSpyOnMama #IFindsHimAfterAndWePlayChase

Closeup of Figgy as he bites the top of a blue pen.

Figgy sits on mama's lap
As mama twies to wite
Den da Figgy gwabs her pen
And starts to bitey bite

Mama ses da Figgy wach
Dat all I do, he see
Den he koppys eberyfing
So he can be like me

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #IMaybeDiddedDatYesserday #MamaSesToSetGoodEggsample #ILikeEggs

Figgy stands up in a white bathtub, reaching upwards towards the right side of the camera. He is looking upwards where his paw is reaching.

In da bafftub Figgy play
He dos dis seben times a day

He walk on ejj, he hop inside
He sit down lo, he twy to hide

He sing a song, he finds his ball
He hits it hard on bafftub wall

He chase it fast til it fly out
Den Figgy has a sad and pout

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Tub

To be awakened by a cat falling over. Your poor, long-suffering mama.

Makes for a funny poem, at least. #SillyFiggy, indeed.

Figgy sits and poses for the camera. He looks happy.

Silly Figgy be awake
And plays on mama's bed
He twies to cach his tail
But he spinny spins insted

Figgy, he get dizzy
Fwom all da spins he make
He stops and he falls ober
Da mama now awake

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeForgetDatHisTailBeHisTail #HeWakeDaMama

Figgy looks down as he paws on the edge of a duvet cover lined with white snaps.

Figgy plays on mama's bed
He hops and hops awound
Den da silly Figgy stops
A button he has found!

In his mouff, da button gos
He pulls it as he bite
Den da Figgy has a sad
It on da blanky tite

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #ButtonsNotForEats #ButtonStaysOnBlanky

Figgy stands on a branch in the cedar tree. He is peering upwards with big eyes.

Figgy in da twee
Figgy in da twee
Waching all da birdies
And singing ee ee eeee

And wen da Fig is done
To da dor he run
Dats Figgy
Dats Figgy in da
Twee twee twee twee
Twee twee twee twee

#CheddarSong #CheddarParrydee #SillyFiggy #HeDiggyInDaMudToo #DenHeGetMudOnFlorAndBlanky

Figgy cwies at clawsit
Cuz his sord be stukked insides
He weaches underneef da dor
To find his sord dat hides

But befor he gets it out
Da Chewy wanders past
Da Figgy gets distwakted
And he follows Chewy fast

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeAlwaysLosesSordInClawsit #HeGoKissyChewy

Silly Figgy
Sits by skween
And waches it wif aww

He sees himself
He sees his game
He tuch it wif his paw

He wants his mousie
Liddle fwend
A furry small delite

But wen his mousie
Not comes out
He gwabs da skween to bite

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Mousie #PootersNotForBites

Cheddar lies on a blanket, looking at the camera.

In da nite, da mama up
I tells her, bak to bed!
But den I sees dat sumfing wong
She gots a hurty hed

Mama takes sum meddysin
And bak to bed we go
Den da Figgy wakeys up
And nips da mama's toe

#CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #SillyFiggy #HeMakedMamaSkweek #IWessleHimToMakeHimBeGood

A closeup of Figgy looking at the camera with a curious and happy expression. Behind him are two computer monitors.

In fwont of pooter, Figgy sits
He finks it like teebee
He luvs da poyntee arrwow
And he paws it gentilly

He waches all da pikchurs moob
He sits dere for so long
And wen he done, he twots away
And sings a happy song

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeLookBehindDaSkweenToo

Cheddar looks unamused as Figgy steps in front of him to smell the camera.

Dis wat I gots to deal wif
A brudder in da way
Wekking all my fotos
Cuz all he dos is play

Always being silly
To lern good, he dos not
Tho he can annoy me
I still luvs him a lot

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Brudders #HeBwattySumtimes #INotLikesItWenHeFotoBumsMe #ILuvsDaFiggy

Silly Figgy twies to paynt
But he jus roll awound
He waches mousie upside down
As dey makes skweeky sound

Figgy luvs his mousie fwend
And wishes dey was fwee
He twies to gwab da mousie out
But stuk inside dey be

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #PayntingGame #MousieFwend #MamaGoAww

Mama takes the ipaw out
And Figgy sings wif joy
He wants to see his mousie fwend
He be a happy boy

I starts to paynt, da Figgy wach
And den I kiss his hed
Turning bak, I paynt sum mor
I paw da mousie ded

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Paynting #MousieFwend #FiggyJusWachHeNotPaynt

Figgy run
And Figgy fly
He twy so hard
To weach da sky

But weel jus spin
So heer he stay
He hops off fast
And runs away

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Weel #ICanRunLikeDatToo #ItNotAPoopyRun #ItJusWeglarRun

Figgy sits in a large box that is on it's side. In front of him is a corrugated cardboard insert. He is sitting sideways, looking off to the left with big eyes.

In da boks
Da Figgy play
Cuz now it be
Da boksing day

He ses it hous
It ware he hides
Wile he sings songs
And chews da sides

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #BoksDay #FiggyFinksItBoksSingNotBoksing #IChekBoksFirsForZombees #ILetHimPlayAfterItSafe

Figgy peeks out from underneath a blanket.

Under blanky
Waiting long
Da Figgy sings
A catmiss song

Fwom underneef
Da Figgy peers
He asks agen
If Santa heers

I tells him no
Yoo silly hed
He will not come
Til yoo in bed

So Figgy hides
He waits, and den
He lookys out
And asks agen

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #CatmissEeb

Figgy, right, watches a gif of Dwight from The Office giving a salute on a computer screen.

On da skween
A moobing hoomin
A viddyo
Dat on wepeat

Figgy see
He fassinayted
He go to wach
He closely wach

Mama makes it bigger
And Figgy waches long
He worry bout da hoomin
Twapped inside da skween

#SillyFiggy #Jiff #HeWachItForTenMinnits #DenHeGetDistwakted

Figgy looks up at the camera with big eyes as he sits in the bathtub.

Silly Figgy hop in tub
Silly Figgy look awound
Silly Figgy spy his tail
Silly Figgy fink it snake

Silly Figgy twy to pounce
Silly Figgy spinny spins
Silly Figgy rolls in tub
Silly Figgy dizzy gets

#SillyFiggy #HeForgetHisTailHisTail #HeMakedMamaLaff #IComeMakeShurHeOk #HeOk

Cheddar sits on a perch on the wall. He looks down at the camera with big eyes. Behind him, on another perch with a railing to look like a balcony, Figgy sits tall.

Silly Figgy climes da wall
He sits on balkeenee
Running to da wall, I clime
I tells him wait for me!

Sitting hi, we boff look down
I ses dat I be king
Da Figgy ses he pinsess
Den he wayz his hed to sing

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #PinsessBalkeenee #KingCheddar #PinsessFiggy

Figgy lies on a bed and is bathing his tummy.

Eber sints da Fig be small
I teech him good, I teech him all
And dat be why wen he baff tum
He always noes to kleen his bum

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #BaffTime #TumDenBum

Cheddar stands and looks outside the screen door.

Mama opens dor
I looky outside
I ses I wants out
I wants to ekplor

Da mama ses no
She ses it too cold
I stompy my feet
I leeb and I pout

#NoFair #IWantsToGoEkplor #MamaSesOutsideNeedsKoteAndBoots #FiggySedHeABoot #INotGonnaWearDaFiggy #SillyFiggy

Figgy sits beside a tall black winter boot. In the foreground is another pair of winter boots. He is looking up at the camera with a smile.

Silly Fig ses dat he's a boot
He sits by boot
He hides by boot

We all noe he not a boot
He's seed by boot
Not hid by boot

He sit long beside dat boot
Den tires of boot
And leebs da boot

#SillyFiggy #HeNotBoot #HeNotSingDisTimeWenHeHided

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Figgy sits and closely watches a video playing on a computer screen.

On da pooter, moozik plays
Dere's viddyo on skween
Figgy gos to take a look
As mama werks to kleen

Waching close and waching long
Wif kurryosity
Figgy luvs da moozik show
As he sits close to see

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeLuvsMoozikViddyos #HeWachForLongTime #IHalpMamaKleen

Figgy sits tall on the bed, looking up at the camera with an innocent expression

Me and Fig be on da bed
Wen mama moobs her feet
I ses Figgy, dat a zom!
Go get it under sheet!

Figgy looks, all kurryus
Until I turn to say
Dat mama's feet, dey taste like chips!
He bite dem rite away

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #FiggyWeallyLikesChips #FiggyWakeDaMama #IJusWach

Cheddar poses proudly atop the top step that hangs on a wall.

Dere be steps and one long bwij
Upon da big room's wall
I climes up dem steps wif eez
Da Fig, he wach in aww

I climes up and I climes down
Den bak on top I pose
But Figgy, he jus has confooze
Da steps, he dos not gos

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #IDunnoWhyHeNotClimeUpToPlayToo

Figgy cwies at mama
Like da baby dat he be
He's wanting to hab cuddles
Cuz he feels so sleepyly

Climing onto da mama's lap
A lollyby he sing
Den he falls asleep jus as
He plays wif mama's stwing

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy

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