#haveuever walked the streets of San Francisco as an ostrich? #wheniwaslittle #slapyourself -
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Who the hell compared Sam Tomkins to Ellery Hanley? #SlapYourself #RugbyLeague
How could you ever cheat on Eva Longoria, you twat! #slapyourself Tony Parker!
#SlapYourself McKeith. Please.
"Charlie Rangel" and "#SlapYourself" both trending right now. Coincidence, Charlie?
#slapyourself all you want, Wagner is still in X Factor
#slapyourself silly
Size 20 squeezing into a 14 #slapyourself
Being friends with people you really don't like #slapyourself
Calling me at 4am on some bs #slapyourself
Treating your fb like their your bf/gf then wonder why they caught feelings #slapyourself #youaintaboutthatlife
Negro kinky roots and Indian Remy at the bottom #slapyourself then get a perm
You a sidepiece thinking he'll leave his girl #slapyourself
Been a full time college student for the past 10 years yet still don't have a degree #slapyourself
You rise and grind errday but aint making no moves #slapyourself
Over the age of 21 still gangbanging #slapyourself
You're an E-thug #slapyourself
If you get mad over thing said on twitter #slapyourself
Arguing with me over my opinion #slapyourself
Won't fight a dude but stay putting your hands on a female #slapyourself
Wearing Prada and red bottoms but behind on your rent and car note #slapyourself
Your child knows Nicki Minaj lyrics by heart but not their alphabet #slapyourself
You can P-pop but don't know how to cook #slapyourself
Pulling up to an apartment in a Benz #slapyourself
You can buy the bar out but don't take care of your kids #slapyourself
RT @ThatGuy15: If you got 26's on your car with no heat or air in it #slapyourself