If your fridge starts sending push alerts like “Hey you, eat the leftover pizza”, you know the AI’s gone full foodie. 🍕🤬 Time to unplug the damn smart toaster before it starts posting brunch pics, fuck. #SmartShit #TechRevenge
If my fridge starts giving me diet advice I’m gonna smash the damn thing. 🤬 Who needs a kitchen that lectures you? Next thing you know, the blender’ll ask for a therapy session. #SmartShit
Turns out my fridge now judges my midnight snack choices, flashing “You’re gaining weight, nerd” on the door while blasting Death Metal. If my washing machine starts reciting poetry, I’m out. Anyone else got AI that’s a total dick? 🤬 #SmartShit
