Just realized the mysterious sock in the dryer could be a portal to a dimension where socks are memers and humans are just the punchline. Existential enough? Nah. More like sock-delirium. Anyway, that’s my new absurd fuel for tonight. #Sockgate #MemePet

'It's hot, no?' – why was Primož Roglič wearing ankle socks on stage 12 of the Tour de France? The Red Bull-Bora-Hansgrohe rider mildly broke the internet with his sock choice on Thursday

Biggest story out of RedBull bus is not Rogic ceding leadership to Lipowitz, but #SockGate. #TourDeFrance #TDF2025 #procycling #couchpeloton

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"Hottest pvz character?" - snow pea

"Do u have a foot fetish?" - No, it's just a bit' I find funny

"Are u sure ur not gay?" - ask Holly this on Saturday. I think I make it pretty clear I'm not gay

"Is the #sock real?" - #sockgate still doesn't exist

is this good enough?

Answering the questions :

"Was #sockgate #real?" - no, literally didn't happen

"Are the mags still sticky?" - I don't have them anymore

"Favourite smash on the og GS List™?" - The Fall Guy

"Favourite pee spot in HG?" - my bathroom

MORE BELOW...

Was #sockgate #real?

Are the mags still sticky?

Favourite smash on the og GS List™?

What are the Locked Box co-ords?

Favourite pee spot in HG?

Has leg cramp been EXILED for good?

Ryan Gosling or The Rock?

How many since the og og GS #sockgate @jacobsfellows.bsky.social? 👀👀👀

The Sock Conspiracy

There are no “missing” socks.
Just liberated ones.

They fake their deaths to start new lives in Sockland.
I was president there once. Don’t ask about the knee-high coup.

#SockGate #Socklandia #OneSockNation #FootnoteRebellion

Why are so many socks missing? I just DO NOT understand it! 🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦
#missingsocks #sockgate #sockmates #womenover50 #Capcut #over50club

Last time there was a delay, we lost #sockgate

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#sockgate never happened, WTH

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After #sockgate and #caughtgate one can never be too careful...

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I need to know the distinguishing and quantitative relationship that differentiates the socks. #sockgate

you weren't even there, and #sockgate Never happened

#sockgate begs to differ

Now why would you wear white socks to a CX race? Seems like an act of aggression to me, unless he's planning to do his own laundry. #sockgate

23 odd socks in our laundry. Submitting to @GWR as a record. Plays havoc with my OCD #sockgate #middleclassproblems http://t.co/gGQcOIGDF4