If Noah had been Cajun, history would've gone a whole different direction.
#cajun #southernhumor #historyjoke

This one oughta start a fight 😆
What's the ONLY right answer? #genx #regional #southernhumor

Some old songs really had us all singing along to neighborhood-level hostilities like that was perfectly normal 😂
#GenX #Nostalgia #O|dSongs #Louisiana #SouthernHumor

Nothing makes a person feel alive like buying twelve plants you have no intention of watering consistently. It’s time to start planting your seedlings—those little plants of hope rooted in balls of dirt and compost. Maybe this year the slugs will migrate to your neighbor’s yard and ignore your tomato and zucchini starts. Maybe this year your basil won’t die like it heard a rumor about you and took it personally. Maybe this year you won’t stand in your kitchen at midnight whispering, “Why did I buy cilantro again,” like it’s a confession. Slug Forecast: High. Always high. They are thriving. They have plans. They have little wet meetings at night where they assign targets. Leave them an offering in order to stay on their good side.

A snippet from The latest Fillmore News Spring Update 💙📚

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#smalltown #southernhumor #satire

Fillmore Spring Report: Slugs Are Thriving, Teens Are Feral, Crawfish Prices Are Criminal Fillmore Quarterly News — Spring Edition | Fillmore’s Spring Edition reports that Easter and Passover prep is ramping up (including a warning to stop dyeing baby chicks and to buy ham early), while ga...

If your idea of self-care is porch-sitting, sweet tea, and laughing at petty civic announcements: Fillmore’s spring report is here. Slugs thriving, teens feral, crawfish prices criminal 🌱🫖 💙📚

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#smalltown #southernhumor #satire #SweetTeaEnergy

Is Whyte Folkz Dead? Everything to Know About the Memphis Rapper and Comedian Reports claim Memphis rapper and comedian Whyte Folkz died in a motorcycle accident on January 19, 2026. Learn about Whyte Folkz, his Instagram fame, Southern humor, Memphis influence, and past legal ...

Is Whyte Folkz Dead? Everything to Know About the Memphis Rapper and Comedian
#WhyteFolkz #MemphisRapper #MemphisComedian #HipHopNews #RIPWhyteFolkz #SouthernHumor #MemphisInfluencer #InstagramStar #OperationMemphisSafe #HipHopTribute
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False Spring and Other Lies We Tell Ourselves in Fillmore This week, seed catalogs have hit the mailboxes—which means Fillmore has entered its holiest season: Delulu Planning Season. People are choosing tomatoes like soulmates, the hardware store has built a...

False Spring: one warm day and suddenly everybody’s on the porch in flip-flops, planning a whole garden life. 🌱 💙📚

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#SouthernHumor

#LeslieJordan #humor #southernhumor

New book trailer for Armadillo Massacre Number Three 💙📚 #FriedCatfish #Armadillos #Arkansas #SouthernLiterature #SouthernHumor #LitFic #CozyMystery #MurderMystery #Recipe #Cooking #SouthernFood #DarkComedy

Publishers Marketplace Deal Report: "Author of The Drunken Spelunker's Guide to Plato Kathy Giuffre's Armadillo Massacre Number Three, narrated by a murder victim, pitched as similar to Carl Hiaasen's Skin Tight, in which the fallout from a $1.5 million inheritance in Walmart stock affects an Arkansas family and its hangers-on, to Jaynie Royal at Regal House, for publication in fall 2027.

So excited that this is really happening! I feel like I'm Jo March -- at last! #booksky #southernlit #Arkansas #armadillos #southernhumor #bookdeal #litfic #cozymystery 💙📚

Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, and wherever you get your podcasts or watch us in living color on @YouTube

#TwoBitchesFromTexas #MorganFairchild #CathrynHart #DonnaMills #PodcastLaunch #TrailerDrop #TexasCharm #SouthernHumor #PodcastPremiere #ListenNow
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Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, and wherever you get your podcasts…or watch us in living color on @YouTube

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Cousin’s Car Comes With Leather Surprises and Questionable Offers Dear Darla, I borrowed my cousin's car and found a full gimp suit in the trunk. When I asked him about it, he offered to "show me how it works." I'm confused, h

Dear Darla, I borrowed my cousin's car and found a full gimp suit in the trunk. #advice #DarlaSez #redneckwisdom #relationships #satire #southernhumor #trailerparktherapy
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I published this back in 2022. It is the first in the Eustace/Howard family shenanigan's. If you love a good tall tale with a southern flare, Joy Lovey would appreciate it!

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#stories #writing #author #storytellers #humor #southernhumor #satire

Every southern momma when it snows #southernhumor #skit

I wonder if there is a band called "Stewed Tomatoes" that will open for Black Eyed Peas at the Superbowl on Sunday. #southernhumor