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Original post on mstdn.plus

🦖#MONSTERDON Goodbye!

#SpaceMasterX7

❤️ Thank you @Taweret for hosting this fungal fun!

🅱️ and thanks @cherizilla for the Bingo card! My fave: "Rotary phone" (always)

🦖And to all the members of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: Few have seen this rare movie, so we should consider ourselves […]

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@diazona 😆 I believe this. It literally feels as if they filmed the first 2/3 of the script, ran out of money, and the producers just said, “Screw it. Close enough. Ship it. The kids will all be making out in the drive-in by then. Nobody will ever notice.”

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What? That was it?!

Holy cow, I should've looked up that runtime beforehand: one hour and eleven minutes. And about 1/3 of that stock footage with voice-over narration.

I swear I thought we were still in the second act.

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LOL, I was right. We are now in "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet"!

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So! Another film successfully launched in this case _back_ into space, hopefully all spores dispersed. Great job, team, and thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting ^_^

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is krankor in this one? he's always good

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never seen pachinko mechanics used for a orbital mechanics diagramme before, but it works

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I'm about 20 minutes behind the crowd now, and I seem to have stumbled into "Zero Hour" (1957), the movie that "Airplane" was based on.

I expect we'll wander into the "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" episode of "Twilight Zone" next.

#monsterdon #spacemasterX7

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aw yeah, time for some 60s japanese space jazz

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

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okay just hit the second feature, what've i missed?

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team the space master was the rocket they launched

no, really, that's what they called it, i know it sounds like it was named by a five year old writing about a ship launched by emperor ming

but it was the rocket

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Wait, did fire retardant used to kill plants in the 50s?

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Ah, and the #monsterdon
#spacemasterX7 ending reveals the origins of planes landing, putting citizens in busses and driving them off to unknown parts.

It was all in the script in 1958.

Nothing to see here, move along....

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No #monsterdon bingo for me tonight, #spacemasterX7 delivered entertainment expected of a B movie, but not much more.

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@neia @wrog semi-gloss at best

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@wrog It was all so Police Procedural that nobody seemed to get angry - but I forgot, Dr. Rapey got angry!

Did anyone really have sharply pointed enough hair though? I didn't think so.

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How is the damn Blood Rust fungus growing on everything EXCEPT Laura?

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A Space Master X-7 bingo card with no bingo, alas

A Space Master X-7 bingo card with no bingo, alas

Honestly I was pretty sure I was doomed when I saw "Astronaut" in the lower left corner.

#monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

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They tried to pack a lot of tension into a small amount of action. I think they did a reasonable job of it, but they needed to cut 5-10 minutes to pull it off properly.

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

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@nhgeek
Hey, this is a serious, hard science production meant to educate the population about the dangers of contamination, and difficulties in contact tracing, buddy, not some tawdry alien monster slime movie!

#Monsterdon #SpaceMasterX7

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Wait was that the end?
These abrupt endings always get me

#Monsterdon 🍄 #SpaceMasterX7

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