#RadioactiveSpiderMan 2
#AgeOfRevelation
#SpiderSpoilers
#XSpoilers

What an issue.

Peter rushes back home when Aunt May's cruise got delayed, and they get to spend their Christmas together after all.

Peter goes with Aunt May on her delayed cruise

Wholesome #SpiderSpoilers

Peter confronts Logan about all the pity invites he's gotten, and Logan admits that Ben spread the word that he'd be alone and everyone was actually competing to see who'd get to have him around. Logan: "The truth is, most things go better when Spider-Man shows up."

🥹 #SpiderSpoilers #XSpoilers

Jubilee: "Did Santa bring me that fast-talking New Yorker I asked for?" Peter: "If Santa Claus is a hairy Canadian, then yes."

*snerk* #SpiderSpoilers #XSpoilers

Logan: "Well, if you don't mind Rogue knowing who you really are. And Remy. And Jubilee-- that girl's got a mouth on her. So does Kurt, come to think of it. Plus, the four unstable teenagers we've taken in."

I feel like Logan is making some bold assumptions about what some of his family do or don't know. #SpiderSpoilers #XSpoilers

Spider-Man and Daredevil break into a building to deliver presents, and Spider-Man asks if someone put Daredevil up to this

Daredevil: "Did someone put me up to breaking into a building to deliver presents to kids? Yeah, the Book of James, chapter 1." Spider-Man: "No, I mean-- did someone put you up to inviting me so I wouldn't be alone on Christmas Eve?" Daredevil: "Nobody puts me up to anything."

Matt is good people #SpiderSpoilers

Peter being the guy anyone can pull over to be a buffer at the Avengers party is funny but also very wholesome. #SpiderSpoilers

Peter: "Is that Volcana? Should we be concerned?" Sue: "Probably, but she was invited." Alicia: "I'm married to the most magnanimous man alive. Next year, he'll invite the Yancy Street Gang."

Ben is so good 🥹 #SpiderSpoilers

Sue: "Better mask up, Peter." Johnny: "Unless you want everyone Ben has ever met to find out that Spider-Man is just a homely guy from Queens." Peter: "Cruel words, Johnny. At least with my mask on, no one can see me cry." N'Kalla: "I don't think you're homely, Mr. Spider-Parker." Peter: "Thanks, Nicki."

Peter and Johnny being the kind of besties who endlessly needle each other is very funny to me. #SpiderSpoilers

Spider-Man Holiday Spectacular variant cover depicting Gambit and Rogue making a Wolverine snowman

I am a simple woman. #SpiderSpoilers

Spider-Man arrives at Haven House, thanking the X-Men for letting him join them for Christmas. Logan introduces the Outliers, who are very excited to meet him.

The kids! #XSpoilers #SpiderSpoilers

Jameson: "Listen. This is not a Threats and Menaces story. This is a discussion to have with your therapist. Give me a call when you actually collar a bad guy. Then I promise I'll have photographers standing by, waiting to capture your best side. And B.C.? Don't let all this new attention go to your head, okay? Thieves love shiny things. And the spotlight is the shiniest thing of all. But it's fool's gold."

I do like reasonable Jameson. #SpiderSpoilers

Jameson: "Did you see the article?" Felicia: "Of course I saw the article. The entire internet saw the article." Jameson: "Well? What did you think?" Felicia: "Romance rumors? With Daredevil? Seriously?" Jameson: "You two looked pretty cozy in the photos. It wasn't a stretch." Felicia: "I was trying to do a job!"

Jameson writing whatever he wants about Spider-Man is one thing, but writing gossip pieces about Black Cat when they're on familiar enough terms to just talk to each other is hilarious. #SpiderSpoilers

Black Cat: "You're just a child. What do you care who takes these guys down?" Ms Marvel: "Sorry, not my call. I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just the default New Jersey person."

*snerk* #SpiderSpoilers

Ms Marvel: "Wait a minute! I know who you are! You're Black Cat! You stole my phone that one time!" Black Cat: "That wasn't me! That was a-- a misunderstanding!"

Kamala! I am always down for Wilson taking opportunities to write her daughter again. #SpiderSpoilers

Felicia dangles from the side mirror of a semi truck on the highway. Felicia's narration: "Almost immediately, I realized my skills as a burglar didn't help a whole lot when it came to carjacking an eighty-thousand-pound semi."

Felicia #SpiderSpoilers

Doom asks Miles about how the Maker came to be, and Miles explains that in the universe he originally came from, the Maker started out as a hero before he went bad. A hero named Reed Richards. The portal activates and Miles and Billie are taken back to the main Marvel universe before they can see Doom's shocked reaction.

OH SNAP #SpiderSpoilers

Miles hugs Billie

Finally 🥹 #SpiderSpoilers

Da Costa torments Miles with visions of his fears, but Billie cries out for him

Miles snaps out of it and punches Da Costa

There you go! #SpiderSpoilers

Ultimate Magik uses her sword to open a stepping disc, depicted as the sword going through the panel borders into the panel showing where Da Costa took Billie

I love when comics play with the panel borders #SpiderSpoilers

Harry drives Peter, MJ, and Gwen back. They all realize they don't know what they want ten years from now. Gwen wants her to life to be an experience, but Harry jokes about her taking Philosophy 101. Everyone else playfully insults Harry for that.

Ah, dramatic irony. #SpiderSpoilers

Peter jokes about some dead three seagulls coming in from New Jersey.

WOW. #SpiderSpoilers

Peter is confronted by his German professor, Dr. Dunkle. Peter thinks about that would be German for "Dr. Dark", which is a terrible name for a supervillain. Dr. Dunkle criticizes Peter's understand of German grammar. He believes Peter isn't studying hard enough, assuming that Peter spends all his time partying. Meanwhile, a mysterious woman asks to find a library.

The woman - Evangeline - is led to the library by the assistant librarian, Lauren. Evangeline finds the Proteus Maleficarum, which Lauren says just arrived the other day. Evangeline wants to study it, but Lauren says she cannot.

Ah, I understand. Peter needs to study his German so he can read the MacGuffin. #SpiderSpoilers

Peter and Gwen discussed their statistics class. Gwen asks Peter if he can come play tonight, and says she invited MJ. She knows MJ likes Peter, and while Peter seems interested, Gwen asks why he's hesitating. However, someone calls his name. (It's his German teacher)

This is supposedly Gwen, but I can't tell because she's not searing anything green and doesn't have a headband fused to her scalp. Still, I like if she's trying to set up Peter and MJ. #SpiderSpoilers

Spider-Man puts Sandman into dozens of recycled plastic bottles, and leaves them for the police to put across separate cells. Looking at a large clock, Peter realizes he's about to be late for class (again) and swings away.

Damn, Peter. #SpiderSpoilers

Amazing Spider-Man: Torn #1, featuring Spider-Man swinging over the busy streets.

Keep up with Spider-Man, it's time for Amazing Spider-Man... Torn.

Curious how the flashback story here will go. #SpiderSpoilers

Daredevil helps Black Cat out of a bind, and she's briefly distracted by how attractive he is

Now that's more reasonable #SpiderSpoilers

Boris tells Felicia about a criminal enterprise money laundering for vampires, and Felicia asks if the vampires are hot

Felicia Hardy. #SpiderSpoilers

Miles hits upon using Tokusatsu references as a way for him and Mei to coordinate their attacks better

YES #SpiderSpoilers

Anansi: "Such is the great burden of life, my champion! Never fear such challenges-- do, as you say, 'whatever a spider can.'"

Oh, that's a good take. #SpiderSpoilers