The government trained me for everything except this patio." #AgentSonic #SonicMemes #SpyFail #IceSlip

The China spy case flopped spectacularly - trial tanked, truth buried. Some say, Labour's deafening silence screams louder than Tory howls!
-> When did national security become a diplomatic dirty secret?
#ChinaThreat #SpyFail #WestminsterWobble

Essex man who attempted to be Russian spy convicted of National Security act offence Howard Phillips, 65, has been found guilty after an undercover investigation by the Met's Counter Terrorism Command found he was willing to assist and support Russian espionage activities.

Spy fail of the year? Essex man offers intel to “Russian agents” who turn out to be MI5. First conviction under UK’s revamped National Security laws.
Source: www.counterterrorism.police.uk/essex-man-wh...
#MI5 #Intelligence #UKNews #NatSec #SpyFail

British Man Busted Spying for Russia, Claims He Was Just Saying Hello #BritishEspionage #TeaTimeTraitor #NotSoSecretAgent #SpyFail #UKNews By: TheJestPress.com **British Man Guilty of Trying to Spy for Russia – Accidentally Sends Espionage Files via Royal Mail Second Class** In what MI5 is describing as “the most British espionage mishap in recent history,” Nigel Clutterbuck-Windsor, 43, of Grimsby, has been found guilty of attempting to spy for Russia—in a manner so spectacularly inept that even James Bond’s pet goldfish would be embarrassed.

British Man Busted Spying for Russia, Claims He Was Just Saying Hello

#BritishEspionage #TeaTimeTraitor #NotSoSecretAgent #SpyFail #UKNews By: TheJestPress.com **British Man Guilty of Trying to Spy for Russia – Accidentally Sends Espionage Files via Royal Mail Second Class** In what MI5 is…

Ch 5: Tried to blend in at a Paris café. Accidentally ordered snails, insulted a mime, and now I’m being tailed by a man in a beret named Jacques. Espionage is 90% pretending you meant to do that. #SurvivingPrague #SpyFail #JacquesPleaseGoAway

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