#CMSpaper soon on arXiv: Measurement of the jet mass in hadronic decays of boosted W bosons at 13 TeV and extraction of the W boson mass (CERN-EP-2026-034) https://cds.cern.ch/record/2957729 #StandardModel
I will discuss the sensitivity of VBS to the indirect presence of physics beyond the #StandardModel in the framework of Effective Field Theory (EFT) and its role in future global fits. (5/9)
⚓The Devil's Donut Burps a Ghostly Speck: CERN Unleashes Unseen Horrors Upon the Waves
📜Read: thescallywag.online/go/e0553263
#pirate #techsorcery #Cern #LargeHadronCollider #StandardModel #FirstMateFlinteye #LordKelvin #HighSeas
⚓The Great Iron Circle Below the Alps Has Birthed a New Ghost To Haunt Our Hulls
📜Read: thescallywag.online/go/1fd62f5a
#pirate #techsorcery #Switzerland #LargeHadronCollider #Cern #StandardModel #EuropeanOrganization #HiggsBoson #Geneva
#CMSPAS: Observation of Electroweak Production of Pairs of Z Bosons at 13 TeV (CMS-PAS-SMP-23-001) https://cds.cern.ch/record/2957284 #StandardModel
#CMSPAS: Upsilon fragmentation in jets (CMS-PAS-SMP-25-005) https://cds.cern.ch/record/2957053 #StandardModel
#CMSPAS: First measurements of vector boson scattering in leptonic WW and WZ diboson events at √s = 13.6 TeV (CMS-PAS-SMP-25-013) https://cds.cern.ch/record/2957045 #StandardModel
The most successful theory in the history of science has a problem. The Standard Model works too well to abandon and not well enough to trust completely.
#cosymorg #science #standardmodel
Experimental setup for high-precision measurements on the hydrogen atom (photo/©: Vitaly Wirthl, MPQ)
#StandardModel of #ParticlePhysics verified to one trillionth accuracy: Experiments with hydrogen confirm fundamental #QuantumTheory up to the 13th decimal place and solve proton radius puzzle 👉 prisma.uni-mainz.de/en/2026/03/11…
#QuantumOptics #physics #ClusterOfExcellencePRISMA
#CMSpaper: Measurement of angular correlations inside jets induced by gluon polarization in proton-proton collisions at √s = 13.6 TeV (arXiv:2603.03689) https://arxiv.org/abs/2603.03689 #StandardModel
#CMSpaper soon on arXiv: Measurement of angular correlations inside jets induced by gluon polarization in proton-proton collisions at √s = 13.6 TeV (CERN-EP-2026-022) https://cds.cern.ch/record/2956174 #StandardModel
The NA62 Collaboration has recently refined the measurement of a rare particle decay.
Studying the one-in-ten-billion kaon decay allows researchers to stress-test the #StandardModel of particle physics.
Find out more: home.cern/news/news/ph...
#CMSPAS: Triple-differential measurement of Z+jet production in proton-proton collisions at a center-of-mass energy of 13 TeV (CMS-PAS-SMP-24-010) https://cds.cern.ch/record/2955688 #StandardModel
This is way above my pay grade, and I've only read the article, not the actual technical work underneath it (because my maths is insufficient to know what it's talking about, so there's not a lot of point). But it sounds really interesting […]
#CMSpaper: Measurement of event shape variables using charged particles inside jets in proton-proton collisions at √s = 13 TeV (arXiv:2602.17509) https://arxiv.org/abs/2602.17509 #StandardModel
The Standard Model organizes quarks and leptons into three generations of increasing mass. First-generation particles are stable; higher generations decay rapidly and appear only in high-energy environments. The Higgs boson gives mass to quarks and charged leptons.
#StandardModel #Physics
#CMSpaper soon on arXiv: Measurement of event shape variables using charged particles inside jets in proton-proton collisions at √s = 13 TeV (CERN-EP-2025-192) https://cds.cern.ch/record/2955071 #StandardModel
📣 New Podcast! "The Universe Is Broken: JWST, Hubble Tension & 8 Cosmic Anomalies" on @Spreaker #aliens #astronomy #astrophysics #cosmic #cosmology #deepspace #hubbletension #jameswebb #jwst #nasa #oumuamua #physics #planet9 #science #sciencepodcast #space #spacemysteries #standardmodel
The Standard Model was right about the data but wrong about the cause. In 2012, they proved space has 'thickness' (The Higgs).
We don't need a Higgs Field; we just need the Rate of Time.
#HiggsBoson #ParticlePhysics #Mass #CERN #StandardModel #QuantumMechanics #AbbottAudit #NewScience
Standard Physics invented "virtual particles" (ghosts) to explain the muon's wobble (g-2).
The Abbott Audit removes the ghosts. The wobble is simple Mechanical Friction.
Zenodo Doi: 18616961
Hashtags:
#QuantumPhysics #ParticlePhysics #Muon #gminus2 #QuantumMechanics #StandardModel
Still trying to fix the "Casino of Probability"? 🎰
The measurement problem isn't a mystery; it’s the physical transition of a probe breaching the Stall. No exotic math needed—just an audit of the machine. ⚙️
DOI: 10.5281/zenodo.18616961
#AUH #Physics #Z #Mechanics #StandardModel
The Mimicry Audit 📈
Others mimic AUH logic, renaming gears like the Stall. ⚙️ They fix the "Casino of Probability"; the AUH is the Manual for the Machine.
Audit: DOI 10.5281/zenodo.18616961
#Physics #AUH #Lead82 #AuditTheUniverse #StandardModel
#CMSpaper: Measurement and effective field theory interpretation of the photon-fusion production cross section of a pair of W bosons in proton-proton collisions at √s = 13.6 TeV (arXiv:2601.21574) https://arxiv.org/abs/2601.21574 #StandardModel
#CMSpaper soon on arXiv: Measurement and effective field theory interpretation of the photon-fusion production cross section of a pair of W bosons in proton-proton collisions at √s = 13.6 TeV (CERN-EP-2025-273) https://cds.cern.ch/record/2953615 #StandardModel
#CMSpaper: Measurement of the Zγ production cross section and search for anomalous neutral triple gauge couplings in pp collisions at √s = 13 TeV (arXiv:2601.14102) https://arxiv.org/abs/2601.14102 #StandardModel
#CMSpaper soon on arXiv: Measurement of the Zγ production cross section and search for anomalous neutral triple gauge couplings in pp collisions at √s = 13 TeV (CERN-EP-2025-206) https://cds.cern.ch/record/2952873 #StandardModel
What can you do with 380 million #Higgs bosons?
What is the fate of the universe? Why is there more matter than #antimatter? What lurks beyond the #StandardModel? Valentina Cairo & Steven Lowette explore the physics reach of the High-Luminosity LHC (#HiLumiLHC) in the new issue of the #CERNCourier.
I have just published a detailed article on Substack regarding the "CPLM-HVM Framework."
Overwrite the Standard Model and redefine our understanding of the universe. ⇒ Mizore universe
full article:
open.substack.com/pub/ordinary...
#Physics #TheoreticalPhysics #StandardModel #CPLMHVM #AcademicSky
As #2025 ends, the #StandardModel still hasn’t #Cracked : Medium
How a #PhD is like riding a #Bike : Science
What’s the Most #Distant #Galaxy? And Why Does It #Matter? : Sci Am
Latest #KnowledgeLinks
knowledgezone.co.in/resources/bo...
I have just published a detailed article on LinkedIn regarding the "CPLM-HVM Framework."
Overwrite the Standard Model and redefine our understanding of the universe.
full article:
[ www.linkedin.com/posts/tsutsu... ]
#Physics #TheoreticalPhysics #StandardModel #CPLMHVM #AcademicSky