Ceremony:
Captain Freeman: I now pronounce you, h…
*Wednesday glares…
Captain Freeman: Uhhh… married. You may now k…
Wednesday: Don’t say it.
Boimler: Oh please?
*Wednesday glares…
Boimler: But we promised! “Until death do we part.”
Wednesday: I never said “we”.
Boimler: Wait,… you…?
*Crewman checks drone video, showing Wednesday saying “until death do you part.”
Boimler: Okay, fine. But please? I promise to be good for the rest of my life!
Wednesday: How long is that?
Boimler: Ummm… at least a while longer?
Wednesday: (narrows her eyes) Are you sure?
Boimler: *gulps* …yes?
Wednesday: *sighs* Very well… I will allow it… *this* time.
*Boimler kisses Wednesday *very* briefly.
Wednesday: That was not… unpleasant. You may live.
*Boimler sighs with relief. Wednesday dismisses Mariner, who gives her a Klingon salute and steps back.
Buffet:
*Moopsy finds the bone-in wings, “Moopsy!”, and goes to town on them.
Boimler: (Frantically slapping a sticky note over the sign) "It's fine! Everything is fine! They're just... boneless bites now! Moopsy, stay away from the ribs!"
*Moopsy finds the bone-in ribs, “Moopsy!”, and reduces them to meat strips.
Wednesday: (Watching with a deadpan stare) "You're ruining his appetizer, Boimler. He prefers the crunch."
*Boimler changes the ribs sign to “boneless”.
Wednesday: "Bradward, stop fussing with the signage. I’ve already fed him a handful of replicated rodent tibiae. He’s sated... for the next eleven minutes."
Boimler: "Eleven minutes?! That’s barely enough time for the cake cutting!"
*After the cake-cutting…
Mariner: (Handing over a tray of replicated finger-bones) "Here you go, you terrifying little milk-box. Eat these and stay away from my ribcage. Seriously, don't even look at me."
*Moopsy sees the tray, “Moopsy!”, and begins clearing it.
Wednesday: "You're coddling him, Beckett. He needs to learn the value of the hunt."
Mariner: "He can learn the value of the hunt on a different deck! I like being able to stand up!"
Wednesday and Boimler; ceremony and buffet dialog in alt text. 🤣 #AiImage #AiCommunity #StarTrekLowerDecks
