Panel 1 Computer sound effects: BANG! SPLATTER SPURT BLAM! Panel 2 Computere sound effects: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! Panel 3 Stef: Way to go, lava boy. Greg: Someone please KILL ME.
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Panel 1 Stef: So Greg, are you up to a quick game of Quake? Greg: Sure. Name the way you want to die. Panel 2 Greg: DIE! Die, you evil sales type person Computer sound effects: BLAM! BLAM! BOOM! Panel 3 Stef: Nice going. 20 to -3. You SUCK. Greg: My life is over...
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Panel 1 Stef: So how's the new tech support guy working out? Mike: Just fine. He's nearly as good as Greg. Panel 2 Stef: Really? How so? Mike: His approach with customers is a little different, but it does the job. Panel 3 Cartman: Ey! I don't have to take that kind of crap from a scrawny weakling like you!!
#Colour #Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.9th1998
#Cartman #Mike #Stef
#SouthPark
Notes:
First non Sunday strip with colour.
First appearance of a character from another IP.
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Panel 1 Dust Puppy (thinking): Oh my. The final apocalyptic deathmatch with my nemesis. If it wasn't for that sign from the Great Modem, I'd be terrified. As it is, I'm just scared witless. Panel 2 Dust Puppy (thinking): What am I going to do? The crud puppy is bigger than me, meaner than me, craftier than me, and he plays really dirty. What else could possibly go wrong? Panel 3 Stef: Hey little guy. I'm here to give you some Quake tips. Dust Puppy: O Great Modem, why hast thou forsaken me?
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.2nd1998
#DustPuppy #Stef
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Fermeture en vue pour la plate-forme d’e-commerce alimentaire de Carrefour à Aulnay-sous-Bois ? #aulnay #carrefour #stef #ecommerce #alimentation www.aulnaylibre.com/2026/02/ferm...
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Panel 1 Crud Puppy: Server. Yum. Make problems. Heheheheheh. Panel 2 Stef: I was helping an important client with their new chat server, and for some reason the keyboard has taken on a life of its own... Panel 3 Office Drudge: Stef Called you a WHAT? Important Client: "a big girl's blouse." I'm not that effeminate am I?
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Feb.26th1998
#CrudPuppy #Mike #Stef
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Panel 1 Stef: What're you reading, AJ? AJ: CNN News on the Web. Do you know how much information they're releasing on US Military strategy in Iraq? Look at it all! Panel 2 Stef: That's so scary. Iraqi inteligence is probably cruising the Web and disseminating the information even as we speak. Panel 3 Iraqi Soldier: Achmed, check out this Web page! Many naughty women, and this one looks like the Colonel's wife!
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Feb.23rd1998
#AJ #Stef
#Iraq
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Panel 1 Mike: Where's Stef? AJ: He's taking Quake lessons from Dust Puppy. Panel 2 Mike: WHAT? If Stef plays like the little guy, he'll butcher us! AJ: Oh, I really wouldn't worry. Panel 3 Stef: Boy, this is harder then it looks. Dust Puppy: Stop waving your arms.
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Feb.21st1998
#AJ #DustPuppy #Mike #Stef
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Panel 1 Stef: I don't believe it. Tanya, you're actually playing Quake! How is it that someone as nice as you can play something as viscious as Quake? Panel 2 Tanya: A new expansion pack came out. I just had to try it. Panel 3 Audio from computer: I want unlimited time, perfect service, zero down time and I want it all for free! And you're wrong and I'm always right! Panel 4 Stef: What's this pack called anyway? Tanya: "Customer Service Revenge." Die, spawn of the Devil! Audio from computer: BLAM! BLAM! AAAGH!
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Feb.20th1998
#Stef #Tanya
#Quake
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Boerenzwaluw: barn swallow
Scholekster: her/his royal high- and mightyness
#stef helpt
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Panel 1 Zock (thinking): The maestro prepares for yet another masterpiece. This is his art, his life, his soul. The crowd goes quiet. Panel 2 Zock (thinking): He launches into a thunderous, masterful cascade of activity. No stone is left unturned. The audience is awestruck. Panel 3 Zock (thinking): The masterpiece is finished. Stef: Look, you're pretty good and all, but could you leave someone for me to kill just once?
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Panel 1 Stef: Okay, for the deathmatch the teams will be me and Zock against Greg, Pitr, and the both of you. Panel 2 Stef: Now let's rock. AJ: Okay. Panel 3 Mike: Was Stef the "secret weapon" you were talking about? AJ: Was it that obvious?
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Feb.10th1998
#AJ #Mike #Stef #Zock
#Quake
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Panel 1 AJ: I guess you've seen the pictures on the Web of Bill Gates getting pasted with cream pies. The techs thought it was funny, but didn't seem that impressed. Panel 2 Stef: I heard Gates was coming into town today. And speaking of the techs, where are they? AJ: Not sure. They weren't here when I arrived. Panel 3 Greg: Gates in sight! Range 300 yards! Mike: Belt fed suction darts loaded! Ready to rock and roll!
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Feb.7th1998
#AJ #Greg #Mike ##Pitr #Stef
#SnuRF
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Panel 1 Stef: Do you see him? Is he okay? AJ: Yes, he's up here. He's clinging to a pipe. Hey Mike, it's me, A.J. Panel 2 Stef: Well get him down here. AJ: Mike, give me your hand. Panel 3 AJ: He doesn't seem to want to let go of the pipe. Mike (off Panel): LOOK, IM A LITTLE JUMPY RIGHT NOW, OKAY?!?
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Feb.5th1998
#AJ #Mike #Stef
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Panel 1 Stef: You seen Mike? AJ: He was here just a second ago. Panel 2 Stef: What was he doing? AJ: Coding. I just gave him a cup of coffee Panel 3 Stef: Uh..it wasn't Pitr's experimental Super Triple Expresso Coffee was it? AJ: Why is there a hole in the ceiling?
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Feb.4th1998
#AJ #Stef
#Coffee
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Panel 1 Stef: Looks like Microsoft did it again. Despite all of their setbacks last year, they've posted huge profits, and their stock has continued to climb. Panel 2 Chief: I don't know how they do it. They have over 200 millionaires working there. They must save money somewhere. Panel 3 Sign on side of desk: Microsoft Sweatshop Sweater: You'd better have that software finished in time. Or would you rather we send you to work for Kathie Lee Gifford? Microsoft Wage Slave: No, no please!
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Feb.2nd1998
#Chief #MicrosoftWageSlave #Stef #Sweater
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Panel 1 Computer with text: USER FRIENDLY by Illiad Panel 2 Dust Puppy: Good morning, Erwin. Erwin: Hello. Where would you like to go today? Panel 3 Dust Puppy: ERWIN? You're not infected are you? Erwin: Sorry. I lost it there for a second. Panel 4 Dust Puppy: I have something to show you. Erwin: What's that? Panel 5 Dust Puppy: I'm not sure. I found it on Mike's desk. Erwin: Oh, that's a SnurfGun. You shoot it at people. Panel 6 Dust Puppy: Oh. How do I use it? Erwin: Steady your aim. Look down the sights. Pick your target. Panel 7 Gun barrel sound effect: wobble Erwin: Compensate for windage. Adjust your grip. Check your breathing. Now squ-eeeeze the trigger. Space between panels 7 and 8 Sound effects: POW! POW! POW! POW! THPP! THPP! THPP! THPP! Panel 8 Stef (thinking): This is really starting to get old. Dust Puppy (off panel): Got him!
#Colour #Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Feb.1st1998
#DustPuppy #Erwin #Stef
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Panel 1 AJ: I'm telling you Stef, the dust puppy created an artificial intelligence. It's uncanny. Look at those weird patterns on the screen. Panel 2 Stef: You're right. I wonder what those patterns mean. Maybe it's a code, or a visual representation of flowing intelligence. Maybe it's what the philosophers have been looking for all these years. Panel 3 Dust Puppy: Actually, it's my screen saver.
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Jan.26th1998
#AJ #DustPuppy #Stef
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Panel 1 Cobb: Hi Stef. What're you reading? Stef: Web News. Stuff about the power outages in Eastern Canada. Panel 2 Cobb: It's really bad out there, isn't it. Stef: Yeah. No power means no heat, lights, or even computer time. Panel 3 Cobb: Cut off from the Internet? That's bad. Stef: I don't know how they live through it Panel 4 Quebecer 1: Pedal Harder Francois! My e-mail is coming through! Francois: Sacre Bleu! I'm going as fast as I can!
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Jan.23rd1998
#Cobb #Francois #Quebecer #Stef
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Panel 1 Keyboard sounds: tappity tappity tappity Panel 2 Computer screen: WARNING! This site is restricted. You must be 18 years of age or older to enter. Minors are prohibited. Panel 3 Stef: Oh, yes... Keyboard sounds: tappity tappity Panel 4 Greg: Oooh. So Stef likes being spanked with zucchinis...what a naughty boy. Pitr: Type back, "Hey baby, wanna nibble on my gourd?"
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Jan.21st1998
#Greg #Mike #Pitr #Stef
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Panel 1 Stef: Hey Mike, you seen that walking ball of dirt anywhere? Mike: Nope. Why're you looking for him? Panel 2 Stef: That little begger went and put a laxative in my coffee. Mike: Bummer. Haven't seen him though. Panel 3 Stef: Well, if you spot him, let me know. Mike: Sure. Panel 4 Mike: A laxative in his coffee? I'm proud of you. You can hide as long as you like. Dust Puppy: Thanks, but your beard tickles.
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Jan.16th1998
#DustPuppy #Mike #Stef
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Panel 1 Stef: I don't see what the big deal is. That hairball was nothing but trouble. Pitr: How so? Panel 2 Stef: For starters he kept climbing into the fridge and getting weird bits of hair on all of the food. I hate that. Panel 3 Stef: On top of that he freaked me out. Ball of fuzz on feet, sneaking around. Creapy little creature. Panel 4 Stef: And he had this habit of sneaking up on me. Nearly gave me a massive coronary last time. AJ: Um... Panel 5 Dust Puppy: Hi guys. Panel 6 AJ: One! Two! Three! One! Two! Three! Pitr, give me a hand! Pitr: Nope I draw the line at putting my lips on Stef's.
#Colour #Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Jan.11th1998
#AJ #DustPuppy #Pitr #Stef
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Panel 1 AJ: So whatcha get for Christmas, Mike? Mike: I got this Snurf Gun. It fires those soft suction darts. Panel 2 Pitr: Hey! A Snurf Gun! Cool! Mike: Ya, it's got a scope, a laser painter, windage compensator... Panel 3 Pitr: Does it have autofire? Mike: I think so. We'll have to test it. Panel 4 Stef: Chief, I think it behooves upper management to write company policy on firearms in the workplace... Chief: Yeah. Snurf Guns for everyone!
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Dec.29th1997
#AJ #Chief #Mike #Pitr #Stef
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Panel 1 Stef: You're one of our most valued clients, Mr. Woodly. I'd be honoured if you'd have one of my Christmas cookies. Panel 2 Mr.Woodly: Why thank you, my boy. And a delicious cookie it appears to be indeed. Panel 3 Mr.Woodly: Urrk...mmrrrf.... ....I say.... Panel 4 Mr.Woodly: My word. A very large bit of lint. Stef: Would somebody please get that thing out of the fridge?!?!!
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Dec.23rd1997
#Mr.Woodly #Stef
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Panel 1 Stef (thinking): Ahh, I finally get a break. Now for some nice Christmas Cookies. Panel 2 No dialogue Panel 3 No dialogue Panel 4 AJ: Would someone like to explain what that thing is doing in the fridge? Dust Puppy: I was looking for some Grey Poupon.
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Dec.22nd1997
#DustPuppy #Stef
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Panel 1 Stef: Damn, I'm late for my meeting and I can't find that presentation CD that A.J. made for me... Panel 2 Stef: This must be it... Panel 3 AJ: Hey Tanya. You seen Stef? Tanya: Yes, he was here earlier. Panel 4 AJ: Where'd he go? I have to give him a CD. Tanya: He left for a meeting with a big client. He already had a CD with him. A red one. Panel 5 AJ: Uhh...did you say RED? Tanya: Yes. Why? Panel 6 Stef: Oh my dear GOD... Mr.Woodly: I say, what are all those naked people doing?
#Colour #Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Dec.14th1997
#AJ #Mr.Woodly #Stef #Tanya
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Panel 1 Dust Puppy: Is this an anatomy program? Panel 2 AJ: No, it's Quake. Dust Puppy: Cool. Panel 3 Dust Puppy: What's that thing there? AJ: It's called a Quad. Panel 4 Dust Puppy: And what's that? AJ: That's Stef. Panel 5 No dialogue Panel 6 Stef: Uh... Greg: Stef, you just got beaten by a ball of DIRT. Dust Puppy: Is 20 to -5 a good score?
#Colour #Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Dec.7th1997
#AJ #DustPuppy #Greg #Stef
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Panel 1 Stef: Mike? Pitr? Greg? Where'd everyone go? Dust Puppy: They went for lunch. Panel 2 Stef: AAAAAAIIIIGGGH! Dust Puppy: Whoa. Panel 3 No dialogue Panel 4 Stef: It's gotta be the coffee. Bad coffee. Dust Puppy: Y'know, you're kinda funny looking.
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Dec.5th1997
#DustPuppy #Stef
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Panel 1 Stef: You techs think you scare me? I'm tougher than you think. Mike: For what you did Stef, you're dead. Panel 2 Stef: But...you guys are techs. You don't do violence. Mike: Exceptions have been made. Panel 3 Stef: Don't you dare lay a finger on me. Mike: I won't. It's not my job. Panel 4 Morgue Attendant: Hi, someone call the morgue? Where's the stiff? I only have 10 minutes on the meter Mike: It's the ripe one here.
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Dec.2nd1997
#Mike #MorgueAttendant #Stef
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