Panel 1 Greg: (Sigh) Hello, tech support, Greg speaking. How may I help you? Customer: Greg? Is that really you? Panel 2 Greg: Yes... it is. Customer: Do you have a cold? Your voice is a couple of octaves higher. Panel 3 Greg: I've been unmanned. I may as well play the role. Customer: Oh no! Detox got another one!
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.28th1998
#Customer #Greg
Panel 1 Greg: Mike! thank the gods I found you! Mike: Hi Greg. Something wrong? Panel 2 Greg: I need the phone number to that detox centre. I need to go back. Mike: Are you nuts? You just got out. Panel 3 Greg: THEY CASTRATED MY QUAKE BITS! I WANT THEM BACK!!!
Panel 1 Computer sound effects: BANG! SPLATTER SPURT BLAM! Panel 2 Computere sound effects: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! Panel 3 Stef: Way to go, lava boy. Greg: Someone please KILL ME.
Panel 1 Stef: So Greg, are you up to a quick game of Quake? Greg: Sure. Name the way you want to die. Panel 2 Greg: DIE! Die, you evil sales type person Computer sound effects: BLAM! BLAM! BOOM! Panel 3 Stef: Nice going. 20 to -3. You SUCK. Greg: My life is over...
Panel 1 Greg: Yes, I feel much better, Mike. No more cravings to play minesweeper. it's a silly game anyways. Mike: Wow. You feel like getting back to work? Panel 2 Greg: You bet. Raring to go. I'm feeling strong today. Mike: Great. We missed you. Panel 3 Greg (thinking): Let's see... black ten on the red queen...
In memoriam #Hermann, né Huppen [°July 17, 1938 – Mar. 22, 2026]🕯️😌🌹
#GrandPrixdelaVilledAngoulême #BernardPrince #Jugurtha #Comanche #Jeremiah #Cartagena #Greg #JeanLucVernal #JeanVanHamme #ÉditionsduLombard #HermannHuppen #Hermann
A Great Egret stands on a tree branch, head tucked under a raised wing as it preens its inspects its feathers. The bright white plumage fans out against a soft green forest background, with the orange/yellow bill visible among the feathers. Durham, NC, July 28, 2025.
Great Egret conducting a full feather audit where every plume is accounted for, inspected, and zipped. Durham, NC.
#BirdOfTheDay #Preeners&Scratchers #GREG #birding
Panel 1 Friendly Staff: How's the patient? The Finest Staff: Very well, actually. I think this last treatment cured him of his problem. Sign on wall: SOLITARY CONFINEMENT Panel 2 Friendly Staff: I never would have figured. Can we release him soon? The Finest Staff: Tomorrow. He'll go home a new and productive member of society. Sign on wall: SOLITARY CONFINEMENT Panel 3 Greg: ehhh ... heheh ... HEE hee ... reboot your machine ... haha ha HA haha .. reinstall ... hee hee ha ... wait for the upgrade HA HA ha hee HEE ... Sound effect: twitch Sound effect: twitch
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.23rd1998
#FriendlyStaff #Greg #TheFinestStaff
Incredible how some media (thread) can look like others (paint). Art is magic!!
#repostdaily #supportartists #threadpainting #needlearts #handmade #seal #Greg #gray #whiskers #humanmadeart
Panel 1 Computer with text: USER FRIENDLY by Illiad Panel 2 AJ: You sure about this? It's on pretty tight. Dust Puppy: Just keep on tugging A.J. Space between panels 2 and 3 Sound effect: POP Panel 3 Dust Puppy: What? Panel 4 AJ: So where's Greg? I thought you were going in to rescue him from detox. Dust Puppy: Erwin and I tried. We got him out of the building, but the orderlies caught him on the grounds. Panel 5 Dust Puppy: Greg sure put up a fight. But the orderlies just smiled at him and told him they understood his problem and would be giving him special treatment. Panel 6 AJ: "Special treatment?" Dust Puppy: Yes, Greg sure is lucky to have such nice people helping him. Panel 7 Friendly Staff: It's not that hard. No matter what the problem is, tell the customer to reinstall Windows. Sign on wall: Microsoft Tech Support Greg: But I don't WANNA go in there!!
#Colour #Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.22nd1998
#AJ #DustPuppy #FriendlyStaff #Greg
Panel 1 Greg: I just can't believe this place. That looks like a minefield ahead of us. Panel 2 Dust Puppy: They're not mines, Greg. This field is covered in half-buried computers. Greg: Computers? Sound effect (Dust Puppy tapping computer with foot): poke poke Panel 3 Dust Puppy: Yes. Macintoshes. Greg: AAAAAGH! I'm going the otherway. I'll risk climbing over the barbed wire.
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.21st1998
#DustPuppy #Greg
Panel 1 Dust Puppy: The coast is clear, Greg. Let's go! Run for it! Panel 2 No dialogue Panel 3 Greg: Ummm. I could really use some "tech support" if you know what I mean. Dust Puppy: I could lend you my ski mask.
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.20th1998
#DustPuppy #Greg
📣 New Podcast! "03-18-26-Greg Warren - The Greatest Average American" on @Spreaker #and #call #comedian #comedy #comedycall #funny #goofy #greg #heidi #john #johnandheidishow #nostalgic #show #silly #standup #standupcomedy #warren #weird #weirdnews
Panel 1 Greg: There's the front door. Now what? Dust Puppy: We sneak out. Then it's only an eleven mile walk home. Panel 2 No dialogue Panel 3 Greg: You want me to walk eleven miles in a hospital gown?! Dust Puppy: That or the helicopter. Trust me, you do NOT want to climb that rope with what you're wearing.
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.19th1998
#DustPuppy #Greg
Panel 1 Dust Puppy: Psst. Greg! Wake up! Panel 2 Greg: Snnnzzz...huh?! Dust Puppy? Is it really you? Dust Puppy: Yes. Erwin took over the centre's security system. We're here to get you out. Panel 3 Greg: Why are you wearing a ski mask, and why is your head shaped funny? Dust Puppy: It's a long story. Can we just go?
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.18th1998
#DustPuppy #Greg
Panel 1 Psychiatrist: All right Greg. We're going to try word association today. I say a word and you reply with the first thing that you think of. Greg: Okay. Panel 2 Psychiatrist: Fruit. Greg: Minesweeper. Psychiatrist: Water. Greg: Minesweeper. Psychiatrist: Plywood. Greg: Minesweeper. Psychiatrist: Bikini. Greg: Minesweeper. Panel 3 Psychiatrist: General Protection Fault. Greg: That never happens! It CAN'T happen! Especially while I'm playing!!
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.17th1998
#Greg #Psychiatrist
Panel 1 Dr. Headfloss: Ah, you must be Greg. I am Dr. Headfloss, your indoctrinator for this session. Panel 2 Greg: Uh, you're a dentist. Dr. Headfloss: Why yes, yes I am. At least I was before I had my license lifted. Panel 3 Dr. Headfloss: I figured we'd give the Microsoft drill bit a try today. It doesn't work well, but we all use it anyways.
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.16th1998
#DrHeadfloss #Greg
Some #BTS of Greg as Dr. Kial Rollins.
#Greg #Kial #BeyondTheGates #BTG
E - Elder Barry
F - Fatgum
G - Greg Universe
H - Hunk Garrett
Done with the second set. May make variants of some of them once the alphabet is done...
#ElderBarry #CraigoftheCreek #Fatgum #Fitgum #Greg #GregUniverse #StevenUniverse #Voltron #Hunk #HunkGarrett
Panel 1 Friendly Staff: So how's our most challenging patient doing? The Finest Staff: Not good. Panel 2 Friendly Staff: How come? The Finest Staff: We confined him to his room with no connectivity and no computer. Panel 3 Greg: Please, you have to let me log on! Just one piece of e-mail! I won't play Minesweeper! I promise! Don't you people care?!?! No one asked me where I want to go today!!!
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.14th1998
#FriendlyStaff #Greg #TheFinestStaff
Panel 1 No dialogue Panel 2 No dialogue Panel 3 Friendly Staff: Playing Minesweeper again Greg? Greg: The icon was on the desktop. I couldn't help it!
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.13th1998
#FriendlyStaff #Greg
*Fixed some of the shading and highlights
#Greg #GregUniverse #StevenUniverse
Panel 1 Pitr: Any idea how Greg's doing in detox? Mike: Oh, I'm sure he's fine. Panel 2 Mike: Check out their brochure. See, the detox people spare no expense in caring for their customers. The best facilities. The finest staff. The most advanced equipment... Panel 3 The Finest Staff: Oh no, this pill isn't for swallowing...
#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.10th1998
#Greg #Mike #Pitr #TheFinestStaff
G is for Greg Universe
#Greg #GregUniverse #StevenUniverse
Panel 1 Computer with text: USER FRIENDLY by Illiad Panel 2 Greg: NOOO!!! I'll be good, I promise! I won't do it anymore!! Panel 3 Sign on ambulance: TECHIE DETOX Sven: Cuum-a noo Greg. You joost leet beeg Sven teke-a care uff-a yoo. Meend youur heed, ya? Greg: NOOO!! Panel 4 Pitr: Techie Detox? Was that absolutely necessary Mike? Mike: I think so. It's really for his own good. He worked for Microsoft, for starters. Panel 5 Mike: And how many times have we caught him playing Minesweeper? Or Solitaire? He has a problem, and as his friends we must help him. Panel 6 Pitr: I guess you're right. Panel 7 Pitr: What are they going to do to him? Mike: Hourly enemas. Greg will never want to play Minesweeper again.
#Colour #Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.8th1998
#Greg #Mike #Pitr #Sven
A Great Egret wading in shallow water with its long neck curved into an S-shape, yellow bill poised just above the surface. A near-perfect mirror reflection fills the bottom half of the frame. Dense green and brown vegetation lines the bank behind. Sandy Creek Park, Durham, NC. August 14, 2025.
A Great Egret and its consultant, agreeing on the next move. Sandy Creek Park, Durham, NC. #BirdOfTheDay #StandingInWater #GREG