Panel 1 Friendly Staff: How's the patient? The Finest Staff: Very well, actually. I think this last treatment cured him of his problem. Sign on wall: SOLITARY CONFINEMENT Panel 2 Friendly Staff: I never would have figured. Can we release him soon? The Finest Staff: Tomorrow. He'll go home a new and productive member of society. Sign on wall: SOLITARY CONFINEMENT Panel 3 Greg: ehhh ... heheh ... HEE hee ... reboot your machine ... haha ha HA haha .. reinstall ... hee hee ha ... wait for the upgrade HA HA ha hee HEE ... Sound effect: twitch Sound effect: twitch

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.23rd1998

#FriendlyStaff #Greg #TheFinestStaff

Panel 1 Friendly Staff: So how's our most challenging patient doing? The Finest Staff: Not good. Panel 2 Friendly Staff: How come? The Finest Staff: We confined him to his room with no connectivity and no computer. Panel 3 Greg: Please, you have to let me log on! Just one piece of e-mail! I won't play Minesweeper! I promise! Don't you people care?!?! No one asked me where I want to go today!!!

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.14th1998

#FriendlyStaff #Greg #TheFinestStaff

Panel 1 Pitr: Any idea how Greg's doing in detox? Mike: Oh, I'm sure he's fine. Panel 2 Mike: Check out their brochure. See, the detox people spare no expense in caring for their customers. The best facilities. The finest staff. The most advanced equipment... Panel 3 The Finest Staff: Oh no, this pill isn't for swallowing...

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.10th1998

#Greg #Mike #Pitr #TheFinestStaff