Worked on leash training with our five dogs today. Didn’t take ALL of them at the same time. Two at a time. For their first session, they did pretty good. They’ll have it nailed in the next few days. #dogdad #witchydogdad #witch #stonerwitch
When your intrusive thoughts get interior design privileges.
#witch #stonerwitch #witchcraft #daddyvibes
I guess this is one way to do it….
#witch #gaywitch #stonerwitch #cleansing #cleaning
I will neither confirm nor deny….
#witch #gaywitch #gaydaddy #gaypup #stonerwitch
This is what I’m made of lmfao
#witch #stonerwitch #stoner #crystals
I laughed too hard at this.
#witch #chrystals #stonerwitch #altar
Still working on it. It’s not as perfect as I’d like. Some things need to be leveled out (there ain’t nothing straight around here lmfao). But it’s slowly getting there.
#stonerwitch #witchtok #crystaltok #highthoughts #spiritualhumor #witchhumor #crystals #gaywitch #altarvibes
Exciting upgrades to the office/altar room!! Come check it out on TT live tomorrow afternoon/evening!
#stonerwitch #witchtok #crystaltok #highthoughts #spiritualhumor #witchhumor #crystals #gaywitch #altarvibes
Today’s witchcraft: lit incense, pulled cards, forgot what I asked the cards, ate the offering snack anyway
#witchcraft #witch #stonerwitch #crystals #altar #candles
They are pretty. They make me happy. End of story. I definitely don’t have a problem. At least not until we have to add extra support under the house!
#witch #stonerwitch #crystals #altarsetup
#ineedabiggerroom
Tonight’s ritual:
🕯 light candle
💨 hit bong
💎 adopt more rocks I absolutely do not have room for
Full unboxing chaos is over on TikTok, I am not emotionally prepared to edit this for Bluesky 💀
#witch #stonerwitch #crystals #altarsetup #organizing #unboxing #needanewhouse #notenoughroom
Being a witch is wild cuz I’ll be like ‘Spirit, send me a sign’ and then ignore the sign, pull three cards saying the exact same thing, ignore those, and only listen when my left knee starts buzzing during a bong hit.
#StonedAndSacred #stonerwitch #witchcraft #weed #BlueskyHumor
I wonder why…..
#stonerwitch #weedwitch #witchtok #queerwitch #highwitch #ritualsnacks #trailerICU
Everyone’s like ‘open your third eye’ and I’m over here like babe I can’t even keep my *first* two focused after this bong hit.
#stonerwitch #weedwitch #witchtok #queerwitch #highwitch #ritualsnacks #trailerICU
weed witches don’t ‘ground their energy’ we just stand in the kitchen at 2am eating cheese over the sink and call it an earth ritual.
#stonerwitch #weedwitch #witchtok #queerwitch #highwitch #ritualsnacks #trailerICU
Ok I lied. This is the eighth, and final part of the unboxing video of crystals from Highland Crystals #witch #crystals #unboxing #stonerwitch
Seventh part (of like 10 [sorry not my rules]) of unboxing of crystals from Highland Crystals #witch #crystals #altar #stonerwitch #pagan #wiccan
Sixth part (of like 10 [sorry not my rules]) of unboxing of crystals from Highland Crystals #witch #crystals #altar #stonerwitch #pagan #wiccan
Fifth part (of like 10 [sorry not my rules]) of unboxing of crystals from Highland Crystals #witch #crystals #altar #stonerwitch #pagan #wiccan
Fourth part (of like 10 [sorry not my rules]) of unboxing of crystals from Highland Crystals #witch #crystals #altar #stonerwitch #pagan #wiccan
Third part (of like 10 [sorry not my rules]) of unboxing of crystals from Highland Crystals #witch #crystals #altar #stonerwitch #pagan #wiccan
Second part (of like 10 [sorry not my rules]) of unboxing of crystals from Highland Crystals #witch #crystals #altar #stonerwitch #pagan #wiccan
First part (of like 10 [sorry not my rules]) of unboxing of crystals from Highland Crystals #witch #crystals #altar #stonerwitch #pagan #wiccan
Stoner witch confession: I don’t ‘cleanse my space,’ I just hotbox it and tell the spirits to learn to vibe.
#stonerwitch #stoner #witchy
Celebrating my husband’sl level up day! Btw. “Lit” isn’t even the term right now lol. #keepitwitchy #cakeday #stonerwitch
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#wednesdaymotivation #flyhigh #stonerfam #mmemberville #cannabiscommunity #stonersky #weedsky #420sky #glowinthedark #bong #maryjane #pothead #stonerbabe #stonerwitch #stonergirl #stonergoddess #naked #lebanese #stoner #witch #braless #queen #nakedwoman #nakedstoner #handbra #bongsky #spicysky
For my fellow Witches who want to manifest change in the white house, I highly recommend this book. #BlueskyWitches #BlueskyPagans #StonerWitch #Witchcraft #Occult #FDT #FuckMAGA #FuckICE #fyp
