Maple Magats
#straighttojail
#useless
#corrupt
#grifters

This clown needs to be sent on a rocket into the sun. Well, that or: #StraightToJail

magats: there are Democrats in those--

prison.

magats: arent you gonna--

prison.

magats: but--

PRI. SON.

our morality does not end at a side of a spectrum like yours does! fuck 'em all!

#prison #straighttojail #epsteinfiles #morality

If you heat up fish in the office microwave #StraightToJail

If you make curry in the office microwave #StraightToJail

"Break our laws – we'll punish you."

She got that part right!

#LockHerUp
#StraightToJail

My wife would smack me if I ever squinted with a downward look like that. #straighttojail

It’s too early for this

#blackcats
#straighttojail

Post from PalPulse - YouTube On August 4, a Jewish passenger on Iberia Airlines flight IB102 from Buenos Aires to Madrid — reportedly continuing on to Israel — received his kosher meal w...

Omg the horror this is a crime 😭😭

Can you imagine how dry that fish must have been 😭
#AnticementMix #ADL #AIPAC

Call Congress 😭. #StraightToJail

They are going for the death penalty for Luigi Mangione, but 300,000 poor children killed?
No biggie apparently. 🤷🏻‍♀️
These fuckers should be in prison. #NoMoreBillionaires #StraightToJail

having my phone switch out of dark mode is the equivalent to turning on the Big Light without saying anything #straighttojail

A black German shepherd with tan feet smiling at the camera. Her ears are laid back and her eyes are big and shiny. She looks innocent of crimes but that is a lie

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and this is my face when my FAVORITEST HUMAN lets me know I’m GOING TO PRISON for producing BUTTHOLE BIOWEAPONS. That is FINE BY ME because I am planning on GASSING OUT THE GUARDS and MAKING MY ESCAPE

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbluesky #straighttojail

USDA withdraws a Biden-era effort to limit salmonella levels in raw poultry The United States Department of Agriculture is withdrawing a rule proposed to help prevent salmonella poisoning from contaminated poultry.

It’s fine… we’re fine… it’s all fine. 😭😭😭😭

#wtf?! #why #straighttojail

This is about $120,000 worth of truck and trailer.

Some real “average middle class” folks here.

#Sarcasm #MapleMaga #StraightToJail

#insidertrading #straighttojail

Trump ties for highest approval he’s ever had — as more Americans say US is on right track than any time in 20 years: poll The survey also found that voters generally feel Trump is bringing “the right kind of change” on the key issues — even tariffs.

Over a third of Americans (36%) surveyed now openly identify as MAGA, aka NAZI, per an NBC News poll—the highest number ever recorded.

Cool. Get rid of them. Straight to jail. Do not collect money or pass go.
#Resist #StandUp
#NoThanks #StraightToJail

nypost.com/2025/03/16/u...

A CRIMINAL.

#DREADNOUGHT #StraightToJail

Hoping Justice Merchant does a 180 and changes his decision. #StraighttoJail #BringontheCuffs #ConvictTrump

I am currently working on replacing the treads & kickers for our stairs.

The people who put our stairs in should be in jail.

#straighttojail

Banana pudding is gross. You going #straighttojail for the rest though!

Yeah. This is a SUPERB account! #StraightToJail