A closeup of a black German shepherd’s face with a hand holding her lips up showing that she is missing one of her top front teeth. Her nose looks huge and her remaining teeth are very large and shiny

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today I will discuss my MINOR SURGERY where they stole MY TEETH AND FLESH. My FAVORITEST HUMAN has pointed out that the STOLEN TEETH occurred due to ROCK BITING but they also took my LOVELY LADY LUMPS that were FILLED WITH CYST CHEESE

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky

Profile view of a black German shepherd with tan legs, wearing a lime green collar, resting on top of a grey blanket in a dim room. She is looking alertly at something off-camera

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I have been VERY QUIET RECENTLY because I have been doing IMPORTANT STUFF like having MINOR SURGERY and also MOVING. Since my CHARACTER COUNT IS CRUELLY LIMITED by the BSKY OVERLORDS, I will be TELLING MY TALE across SEVERAL POSTS so STAY TUNED

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and this TALENTED and INTUITIVE ARTIST has figured out that I am a CRYPTID in the shape of a GORGEOUSLY BEAUTIFUL GERMAN SHEPHERD LADY but that is OKAY because I am PROUD OF MY CRYPTID STATUS, now I am OFF TO ADMIRE MYSELF IN SKETCHBOOK FORM

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky #art

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and LOOK AT THIS SICK AND COOL PORTRAIT that a VERY TALENTED AND BEAUTIFUL LADY made of YOURS TRULY!!!!! It is such a LOVELY AND WONDERFUL AND AMAZING PICTURE and both ME and my FAVORITEST HUMAN LOVE IT SO MUCH that we are SHRIEKING WITH GLEE

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky #art

A black German shepherd with tan legs lying on her back on grey and white marble-look kitchen tile. She is flailing her front paws around with one paw reaching out towards the camera, her mouth is partially open, and she has a wild look in her eye.

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today my FAVORITEST HUMAN told me NO BABYDOG YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH and that news was SO DEVASTATING that I had to THROW MYSELF TO THE KITCHEN FLOOR and FLAIL DRAMATICALLY to show my UTTER DESPAIR

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

A closeup on the faces of a golden retriever and a black German shepherd who are holding onto the same ball, each has half of the ball in their mouth and their noses are smushed together. They both seem resigned to the situation

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and my FAVORITEST HUMAN just said OH MY FUCKING GOD IF ONE MORE PERSON DOESN’T USE ALT TEXT CORRECTLY I’M GOING TO THROW THIS COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW so if I SUDDENLY STOP POSTING you know WHO TO BLAME (the people with the UNINFORMATIVE ALT TEXT)

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky

Closeup on the face of a black German shepherd wearing a purple collar. She is lying down and her head is twisted so she is looking at the camera with one eye. Her lips are pulled back from her teeth, but not aggressively, and she looks crazed

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and if you made a really SICK AND COOL POST and I did not HEART THAT THING please know that for SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON my touchpad is GLITCHY, my FAVORITEST HUMAN said “IT IS OLD” but I think maybe it’s because they SPILLED HOT CHOCCIES ON IT

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky

A black German shepherd with tan feet laying on a bed snuggled up to a human, you can only see part of their arm. The shepherd’s eyes are closed and she’s resting her nose on the human’s shoulder

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and recently I had a CYST EXPLODE and it left GROSS EASY CHEESE-ESQE GUNK in my LUSCIOUS FUR but WORRY NOT, I made my FAVORITEST HUMAN CLEAN THAT SHIT UP because MY TONGUE HAS STANDARDS and I refuse to EAT CYST CHEESE

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

A black German shepherd with tan feet frolicking through deep snow. She is reared up on her hind legs since she’s mid-leap, and she has an orange ball in her mouth. She looks surprisingly serious

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today is a SNOW FROLIC DAY so I delayed MORNING PEE TIME by like TWO WHOLE HOURS since I was too busy ROMPING THROUGH THE SNOW. My FAVORITEST HUMAN had to SHOVE ME OUTSIDE ALONE BRIEFLY which was CRUEL but it WORKED and now my BLADDER IS EMPTY

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today my SECOND FAVORITEST HUMAN doordashed TWO SEWING SUPPLY TINS FULL OF COOKIES and a WHOLE BAG OF MIXED HERSHEY’S MINI BARS so I guess the answer in this house is BUTTER COOKIES AND CHOCOLATE

P.S. I got to EAT A COOKIE, it was DELISH

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I have actually requested EXTRA VACCINES in order to INCREASE MY PAWTISM and also because the vet tech gives me DELICIOUS POST-SHOT SNACKIES

#coyoteface

A blurry photo, taken at nighttime, of a small grey (I think) kitten crouched beside a trash bag, chewing on something

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today on my NIGHTTIME WALKIES I found a TRASH KITTEN, you have NO IDEA of how EXHILARATED I AM, now I have to convince my FAVORITEST HUMAN to pull out the LIVE TRAP and CAPTURE ME SOME LOVE

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky #kitten #trashkittensaresuperiortotrashpandas

A top-down closeup of a black German shepherd with tan feet, she is lying in someone’s lap who is covered with a blanket. You can only see her head and front feet, she has her head down with her chin resting on the blanket. She is looking up at the camera with big eyes

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and sometimes I see my human GLANCE BRIEFLY IN MY GENERAL DIRECTION and I get so OVERWHELMED BY LOVE that I have to CRUSH THEM with my GIANT FLUFFY BODY

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

A closeup on the face of a black German shepherd with tan feet who is wearing a purple collar. She is lying on a grey bath mat and has her head resting on the ground. She looks a little depressed

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I am CLINICALLY DEPRESSED, I have to go into the BATHROOM for TEETH BRUSHIES now when the BRUSHING EXPERIENCE should COME TO ME

P.S. REVENGE IS MINE, I’ve put my FUZZY ASS DIRECTLY on my FAVORITEST HUMAN’S PILLOW

P.P.S. LMAO enjoy the PINKEYE

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky

A black German shepherd with tan legs lying on her side perpendicular to someone’s leg, which is under a blanket. She has her head resting on their foot and her paws, which are crossed, resting on their shin. Her ears are slicked back and she looks groggy. Her paws look comically large because they’re so close to the camera

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and this is my LOVELY FACE and GIANT PAWS after I got ACCIDENTALLY COVERED BY A BLANKET BRIEFLY and it made me TURN INTO A WEREWOLF-VAMPIRE PLAY MONSTER for approximately THREE MINUTES, doing that always makes me A LIL BIT SLEEPY

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

A black German shepherd with tan feet lying on a dog bed which is tucked into a corner, where her pen used to be. There is a red pillow resting on the bed behind her, and a water bowl’s on a stand next to the dog bed. She is curled into a c, with her chin on the bed next to her hind paw, and she is staring intently at the camera. At you specifically

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and YES, I am looking DIRECTLY AT YOU and I LOVE YOU just as much as YOU LOVE ME

P.S. YES I am OUT OF PRISON FINALLY I said MISTER GORBACHEV TEAR DOWN THIS PEN and even though he is SUPER DEAD he still MADE IT HAPPEN

P.P.S. I PLAYED BALL TODAY

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky

A black German shepherd with tan paws lying on a bed, you can see blankets and pillows behind her. She has a chewed-up water bottle between her front paws and is looking directly at the camera with a serious expression on her face

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I may have been ACCUSED OF BOTTLE CHOMPING and this picture is DEFINITELY EVIDENCE but that is A-OKAY because I know that none of my LOVELY AND WONDERFUL FANS would ever NARC ON ME and also I am pretty sure I can BRIBE A JUDGE

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky

A black German shepherd with tan feet trotting on grass with a medium-sized stick in her mouth. The stick is shoved so far back in her mouth that she’s holding onto it with her molars and it makes it look like she’s smiling. She has a mischievous look on her face

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today was PARK DAY and I found a TRULY STELLAR STICK, I trotted around with it for AT LEAST FIVE MINUTES before deciding to MURDER IT and then it got CRUELLY STOLEN FROM ME because NO BABYDOG YOU’RE GOING TO GET TONGUE SPLINTERS

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

A closeup on the face of a black German shepherd with tan feet, she has her head on a pillow and is looking up at the camera. You can see one of her paws next to her face, and she is gently resting her chin on someone’s hand. Her head is leaning against a tablet with keyboard and she looks very soulful

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and the weather has been AMAZING with SNOW AND STUFF but my FAVORITEST HUMAN has MIGRAINES so we have not done WALKIES for TWO DAYS IN A ROW but that is OK because I will ACCEPT SNUGGLES INSTEAD

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

A closeup on the face of a black German shepherd. She looks soulful and her whiskers are very visible, she is resting her head on a pillow and you can’t see her body. Her chin is resting on top of the case for a tablet which is sitting on the pillow, so it can’t be opened to watch tv

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and my FAVORITEST HUMAN suggested that we WATCH SOME TELEVISION but I CHIN-BLOCKED THE TABLET because I am MUCH MORE CHARMING and ENTERTAINING than any TELEVISION SHOW. And also I have REALLY NICE WHISKERS

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

A black German shepherd with tan feet lying on a queen sized bed and looking directly at you. There is a grey blanket underneath her and she has a plush fish toy laying next to her

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and welcome to a SUPER SECRET ACTUAL 100% FINAL I PROMISE THIS TIME IT IS TRULY THE LAST EPISODE of GSD CRIBS where I make the BIG REVEAL that I am now ALLOWED ON THE HUMAN BED AGAIN and it is GLORIOUS

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and it has COME TO MY ATTENTION that the PUPARAZZI SECRETLY FILMED ME while I was GENTLY ATTACKING my FAVORITEST HUMAN in a SWEET AND PLAYFUL WAY so I am RELEASING THE VIDEO MYSELF to show I have NOTHING TO HIDE

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

A closeup of a black German shepherd with tan feet lounging on a dog bed with pink and white sheets. You can see her head and one paw. You can also see a cone of shame in the background

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and welcome back to a SECRET SPECIAL FINAL EPISODE for my show GSD CRIBS. In this photo I am WAITING IMPATIENTLY for my pen to be CLEANED THOROUGHLY and FRESH WATER INSTALLED so I can go to bed and have a LENGTHY AND REFRESHING SLEEP

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

A dim photo with a top-down view of a dog pen. There is a clean white blanket on the floor, an elevated feeder with a bowl of water on it, and a dog bed with a blue sheet, stuffed fish, and Coyote Face herself resting on it. She is partially curled up so she looks like a black ball with her snout and one tan leg sticking out

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and welcome back again to GSD CRIBS. This FINAL EPISODE is EXTRA SPECIAL because I am VISIBLE IN THIS PICTURE and the addition of ME always makes EVERYTHING BETTER. Plus you can see my WATER BOWL SETUP which is PRETTY FANCY I GUESS

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

An empty 4 ft by 8 ft dog pen. The only things in it are a clean white blanket on the ground, a dog bed with a blue sheet on it that has white markings that I think are moons and stars, and a stuffed fish toy lying on top of the dog bed

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I’d like to welcome you back to GSD CRIBS. In THIS EPISODE I would like to show you my COZY BED which has LOVELY CLEAN SHEETS upon which I plan on leaving an IMPROBABLE AMOUNT OF FLUFF

#coyoteface #germanshedder #dogsofbsky

A Dalmatian with brown spots gently biting the nose of a German shepherd puppy, who has an impish smile on her face. You can tell they have been playing

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE & I just decided to start HEART REACTING MY OWN POSTS because I’m really getting into SELF LOVE, specifically the kind you can TALK ABOUT around CHILDREN

P.S. I don’t judge THE OTHER KIND it’s just not for ME PERSONALLY

P.P.S. Is this SHITPOSTING?

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky

A dim photo of an empty wire pen which is 4 ft by 8 ft. There is a white blanket on the floor but nothing else.

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I would like to welcome you to GSD CRIBS, where I’m showing you my RECOVERY PEN in a STUNNING THREE PART SERIES. This is my EMPTY PEN after my FAVORITEST HUMAN has put down a CLEAN BLANKET which I GET NIGHTLY because I EAT IN THERE and CRUMBS

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky

A closeup on a black German shepherd’s face. She is resting her head on a person’s leg and looking up at the camera beseechingly. There is a leash draped in front of her face because she’s not allowed to be loose in the bedroom yet

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I’ve been MISSING IN ACTION due to the whole BONE THEFT HEALING SITCH but I am PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE that I am now FULLY BIONIC and also ALLOWED OFF-LEASH A LIL BIT, so I CELEBRATED by LOVINGLY ANNOYING MY HUMAN while they claimed to be “WORKING”

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky

A black German shepherd with tan feet laying on a dog bed. She is licking the inside of a lime green Toppl food-dispensing toy which is resting in between her front feet. Her eyes are squinched shut and her ears are splayed out a bit so they look like airplane wings

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and since I cannot currently FROLIC and CAVORT as I would USUALLY DO in this LOVELY COOL WEATHER, my FAVORITEST HUMAN made me a DELICIOUS TOPPL TREAT as a CONSOLATION PRIZE so I could enjoy some PEANUT BUTTER KIBBLE TIME

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

A closeup on the back of a black German shepherd’s head and neck, she is wearing a bright purple collar. She is poking her nose at the small gap between a fence gate and the gate itself because she wants to go for a walk

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and earlier today I TRICKED MY HUMAN into taking me OUTSIDE because I said HEY MAYBE I HAVE TO PEE OR SOMETHING and then I VERY POLITELY DEMANDED that they TAKE ME FOR WALKIES but they said NO???? I need JUSTICE and FREEDOM

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky