🌞 The heat makes us weird, but summer movies? They lean into it. Giant sharks. Talking raccoons. Dinosaur theme parks.

If you had to survive one outrageous summer movie universe for a week… which would you risk it all for? 🦖🦈🛸
#OutrageousMovies #SummerChaos #PickYourPoison

Cotswolds Panic as JD Vance Invades Summer Hideaway Like Tourist Tornado #satire #JDVance #Cotswolds #SummerChaos #TheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com The picturesque Cotswolds, famous for hay bales, honey-stone villages, and Americans who say “quaint” ten times a minute, is bracing for its biggest challenge yet: an alleged summer holiday visit from US Senator JD Vance. Local residents expressed a blend of terror and confusion upon hearing rumors that Vance, best known for being a “Hillbilly Elegy” author and Donald Trump’s designated hype man, plans to conduct an extensive, selfie-laden “fact-finding tour” of England’s most Instagrammable sheep pastures.

Cotswolds Panic as JD Vance Invades Summer Hideaway Like Tourist Tornado

#satire #JDVance #Cotswolds #SummerChaos #TheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com The picturesque Cotswolds, famous for hay bales, honey-stone villages, and Americans who say “quaint” ten times a minute, is bracing for its biggest…