#SundayRevelation: Scientists confirm the 8th day of Creation was spent debugging humanity’s free will patch. Results still pending.
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"The Bible ends with Revelation. The sequel is in Trump’s private Truth Social drafts. Drop expected tonight at 3:33am. Delete nothing."
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The Pope's hologram just blinked in Morse code:
“S̷A̶V̷E̵ ̵Y̸O̸U̷R̶ ̵D̴A̶T̵A̴”
Vatican refuses to comment.
Anonymous declares a rosary cyber-offensive.
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BREAKING (Book of Revelation, leaked v2.0):
✝️ The Lamb is now a drone
🐉 The Beast got verified on X
☠️ The Four Horsemen ride Cybertrucks
Repent before the 5G trumpet blows.
#SundayRevelation #EndTimesUpload #news #cybertruck
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SUNDAY REVELATION:
A recently deciphered fragment from the Dead Sea Dropbox confirms King Solomon outsourced temple blueprints to a Jerusalem-based AI called "ShlomoGPT."
Unfortunately, it kept recommending open-concept altars and vegan sacrifices.
Three goats were canceled.
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“On the 8th day, God outsourced Judgment Day to OpenAI.
The servers crashed.
Now we're stuck in a BETA version of Heaven.”
#SundayRevelation #PropheticJoke #news #god #heaven #OpenAI
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BREAKING: Vatican AI confirms Jesus technically “respawned” after 72-hour cooldown. Loot drop included infinite bread, fish duplication skill, and early access to DLC: Revelation.exe
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Rejoice. The Lord has uploaded a patch for original sin. Reboot expected after brunch.
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