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Screenshot of text explaining the fake rhyme “beer before candy, you’re in the clear; beer before candy, hurricane sandy.” Reads like ancient drunk Halloween scripture warning of the chaos that follows mixing alcohol and sugar — the storm is both literal and internal.

Screenshot of text explaining the fake rhyme “beer before candy, you’re in the clear; beer before candy, hurricane sandy.” Reads like ancient drunk Halloween scripture warning of the chaos that follows mixing alcohol and sugar — the storm is both literal and internal.

This feels like it was shouted through a traffic cone.

#BeerBeforeCandy #TrickOrDrink #SweetRegret #HalloweenHangover #PartyScience #BoozeAndBoos #SugarCrashIncoming #BadIdeasOnly #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

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Replaced the TV remote batteries with jellybeans. Now the couch is sticky and so are the consequences 😈📺🍬
#GremlinUpgrade #RemoteControlChaos #SweetRegret

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