Screenshot of text explaining the fake rhyme “beer before candy, you’re in the clear; beer before candy, hurricane sandy.” Reads like ancient drunk Halloween scripture warning of the chaos that follows mixing alcohol and sugar — the storm is both literal and internal.

This feels like it was shouted through a traffic cone.

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New Tattoos Sniff Spiked Drinks Because Your Taste Buds Are Too Nice #DrinkSafeInk #PartyScience #TattooYouSafe #SpikingAwareness #NightlifeInnovation By: TheJestPress.com In a stunning breakthrough that combines the cutting-edge sciences of chemistry, dermatology, and regrettable tramp stamps, researchers have unveiled temporary tattoos that can detect if your drink has been spiked. The invention is already being hailed as the greatest advancement in nightlife safety since bartenders reluctantly started washing their glasses. The tattoos, which look like suspiciously hip geometric designs or, for the adventurous, a pixelated dolphin riding a flamingo, are applied to your skin before you enter the party.

New Tattoos Sniff Spiked Drinks Because Your Taste Buds Are Too Nice

#DrinkSafeInk #PartyScience #TattooYouSafe #SpikingAwareness #NightlifeInnovation By: TheJestPress.com In a stunning breakthrough that combines the cutting-edge sciences of chemistry, dermatology, and regrettable tramp stamps,…

BREAKING: Democrat scientist confirms prolonged exposure to MSNBC causes hallucinations of bipartisanship in urban professionals.
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BREAKING: Democrats confirm new campaign strategy based on yelling “have you tried budgeting?” at voters from hybrid SUVs.
Focus groups found it “less out of touch” than the kombucha stimulus voucher plan.
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