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#Toddler

Today:

me: kiddo, do you want yogurt or cottage cheese?
kiddo: no, I don't want anything of that

The Toddler's power to defeat us grows. We, too, must increase our cunning.

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In the winter, walk in the center of the stairs. In the summer, outer edge, away from the wall.

Least they should creak.

#toddler #parenting #funny #tooReal #naptime

me: let's hit the road, kiddo
kiddo:
kiddo: you gonna hit the road
me:
kiddo: will that make the road sad?
me: <desperately trying to explain idioms to a toddler while biking>

We may have done a little too well teaching empathy around hitting.

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