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Update: my ex requested they send me to jail today for six months 🤣

My lawyer said nah we’ll do a trial 🖕🏻💀🖕🏻

#anexisanexforareason #pettylife #pettypettyprincess #lmao #trollolololol #fdt #etr #stayweird

So we're all in agreement on January 1st to first things first search "Florida Man" on Pornhub for the lulz?

#Trollolololol

#BirdsAren'tReal #AllBirdsAreDrones #BigBrother #GovernmentSurveillance #Panopticon #LOLJK #TROLLOLOLOLOL #ROFLCOPTER

Pretty sure you don’t have to crew this #Trollolololol

Wait, if Zayn and Gigi have split and Taylor and Calvin has split, do we now get the ~inevitable pairing~ of Taylor and Zayn? #trollolololol