Trump Orders Four Mile Military Parade for His 79th Birthday The president was previously forced to abandon plans for a procession in Washington, D.C., due to its colossal price tag.

Apparently, nothing screams 'Happy Birthday to Me' like a 4-mile, military parade! 🎉💸 Brace yourselves, DC—tanks rolling in June 14 for Trump’s big 7-9. Roads beware, wallets too. But hey, who needs budget priorities? #ParadePolitics #DCDrama #TankTopParty #WhyTho #TrumpBirthday #Trump #Narcissist