Empire Cosplay Desk: Air Force One’s “Afternoon Tea Invasion Plan”, or, How to Loot a Hemisphere Without Even Polishing the Cutlery Opinion | Satire: Sir Cruelly Smythe-Smith reviews America’s loud new imperial hobby, where “national security” means “hands in the till”, and diplomacy is whatever fits on a baseball cap.

My dear audience,

I took the latest American performance in the club this afternoon where democracy is decanted before serving & read it aloud over the soup.
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