Knight using music streaming: Only searches for lute music and battle hymns, one-star reviews all songs without medieval instruments

Behold Sir Bufferless! He quests Spotify for lute tunes but slays every track with 1-star wrath—it’s gotta strum his medieval heart or he throws digital dragons. Modern tech? Like slaying a dragon with a feather. 🏰📱🎸 #TechKnightFails #KnightlyApps