I witnessed a "Miracle Cure" this morning between mother and her 16 year old:
(D) Daughter: "I feel ill. I'm not going to school!"
M (Mother): "Okay, but you're not having your phone!"
D: "Whaaat!!!"
M: "You're not sitting in bed all day, on your phone!"
D: "I'm going to school."

#TeenLogic

Our walkway this morning is a sheet of ice so my son decided it was safer to walk across our front lawn which is also a sheet of ice. #teenlogic

Study Confirms Plugging in Phone Actually Charges It Researchers from the Institute of Obvious Studies reveal that connecting your phone to a charger increases battery life, news that teens will still ignore.

The Institute of Obvious Studies reveals the secret to longer phone battery life:
Plug it in.

Full story: thewinkreport.com/research-sho...

#TeenLogic #InstituteOfObviousStudies #SatireNews #TheWinkReport #PlugItIn