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🐕 #loveyourpetday❤️ Featuring Gaspode
“#Dogs are not like #cats, who amusingly tolerate humans until someone invents a paw-operated tin opener." - #TerryPratchett (MA)
Show your pets some extra love today!
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Illustration of Greebo the cat from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld. Featured here alongside the quote from Lords & Ladies; "If cats looked like frogs we'd realise what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.” A post prompted by Love Your Pet Day.

🐾 #loveyourpetday Celebrating our furry friends with #Discworld wisdom! "If #cats looked like frogs we'd realise what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember." - #TerryPratchett, (LL)

Remember: CATS. CATS ARE NICE.

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There was a respectful silence, as there always is when large sums of money have just passed away.
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Although his body had been around quite a lot, his mind had never gone further than the inside of his own head.
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The young man is also an idealist. He has yet to find out that what's in the public interest is not what the public is interested in.
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Creators aren't gods. They make places, which is quite hard. It's men that make gods. This explains a lot.
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Don't you talk to me about progress. Progress just means bad things happen faster.
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Once you were in the hands of a Grand Vizier, you were dead. Grand Viziers were always scheming megalomaniacs. It was probably in the job description: "Are you a devious, plotting, unreliable madman? Ah, good, then you can be my most trusted minister."
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And, while it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions.
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