Just saw a grey haired woman in pigtails, a gold jacket, and stompy boots. … how do I “follow” someone IRL without getting arrested? Asking for a friend. #TheFriendIsMe

Is it normal in big cities for someone to hop on transit and start loudly announcing how much their god is going to save all of us?

New York, LA? I’m looking at y’all.

#isthisnormal
#askingforafriend #thefriendisme

Hey, do hashtags work on here? #askingforafriend #thefriendisme

Weird dreams last night mean dunks for breakfast.

Also, are we doing #hashtags here? #askingforafriend #thefriendisme

Is there a rule that says dogs can’t play hockey. Asking for a friend. #thefriendisme

Is this where we say I volunteer as tribute? #askingforafriend #thefriendisme

a white squirrel is making a funny face with the words just why below it ALT: a white squirrel is making a funny face with the words just why below it

To the people who put their dirty clothes in the communal carts, at the public laundromat. Why?

#confusion #askingforafriend #thefriendisme

Finally! A social media platform where I can be myself without all the Maga trolls threatening me! Glad to be here!

So anyway, where da hoes at?
#askingforafriemd
#thefriendisme
#Hunterbiden

Anyone else excited that it's #MSIgnite day? #AskingForAFriend #TheFriendIsMe

Anyone else excited that it's #MSIgnite day? #AskingForAFriend #TheFriendIsMe

Is it too late to convince @jk_rowling to pen the novelization of #FantasticBeastsandWheretoFindThem? #AskingForAFriend #TheFriendIsMe

Is it too late to convince @jk_rowling to pen the novelization of #FantasticBeastsandWheretoFindThem? #AskingForAFriend #TheFriendIsMe