@bobmort.bsky.social oh Bob, you know how to needle a Yorkshire man...."she was from a small town in South Yorkshire near Leeds..." Wtf! That's West Yorkshire! #thehotelavocado
Best holiday book ever, unputdownable #theHotelAvocado
Best holiday book ever, unputdownable #theHotelAvocado
Next four books...
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That was a very nice to way to end the day, in the garden, finishing a good book.
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โFuck,โ I said.
โI agree,โ said Mark before he fainted and dropped to the floor next to Brian.
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Page 51, chapter 9.
This is how holiday novels should be.
Pacy.
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โฆas he removed a large vaping machine from his pocket and sucked on its nozzle with great passion, as if trying to suck the stone out of a hard green Spanish oliveโฆ
The room was soon filled with the scent of apple and launderette.
'Lovely, he announcedโฆ
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More pocket meat.
I do love that there is a place in the world for surreal, observational comedy.
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โGo away!โ shouted Grace. Lassoo added a bark for good measure.
It was going to take a large, good-quality meat pie to pull her out of this grump.
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The Hotel Avocado by Bob Mortimer #booksky #books #reading #bobmortimer #thehotelavocado
Some of the quotes in this book ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ #booksky #TheHotelAvocado ๐จ๐ฅ
Letโs go up north with meat pie and Battenberg cake (two of my least favourite foods). ๐๐ ๐๐ #booksky #TheHotelAvocado ๐จ๐ฅ