Alex Polizzi asking who's top and who's bottom with 2 gays, discussing bunkbeds. She knows what she's doing. 🤣🤣🤣 #Thehotelinspector

Channel 4 & 5 Official Top 10 (23-01 Mar):

#DirtyBusiness strikes nicely, banking almost 2m on launch. #TheHotelInspector remains strong for 5 as Alex returns with 0.94m tuning in.

Bit harsh #TheHotelInspector

I like the look of Bognor 🤔 #TheHotelInspector

Vote Alex Polizzi for prime minister ❎ #TheHotelInspector #CH5

Turned over from the dreadful #theapprentice to #thehotelinspector and just had 10 minutes of adverts. Hope there's a sliver of actual programme there at some point. Modern commercial telly init.

Tonight’s TV tips: at 8pm, #DragonsDen on BBC1 or #ThisFarmingLife returns to BBC2. At 9pm, #TheDunblaneTapes on C4, #TheApprentice on BBC1, Murder Case: The Hunt for Arlene Fraser’s Killer on BBC2, Murder On A Knife’s Edge on ITV1 or #TheHotelInspector returns to C5 #telly

#RatingsUKAwards NOMINEES: Best Factual Entertainment of 2025

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Channel 4 & 5 Top 10 (01 - 07 Sep):
#GBBO returns with some nice numbers as 5.74 million caught the launch (not including platform viewership). The closest competition was #Gogglebox in the week where #TheHotelInspector toppled the 1m mark.

I remember this Stephen bloke from #fourinabed absolutely slating boutique/"quirky" accommodation back in the day - what happened? He's now trying to flog the worst "boutique" I've seen. That honeymoon suite 👀 #thehotelinspector

#fourinabed regulars will recognise Phil "Sexy Pies" Kiernan in this week's #thehotelinspector. Shameless self-promoter and one of my favourite FIAB hosts. Look forward to watching The Inspector tomorrow 🤓

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#Thehotelinspector err, pie-themed rooms?

Gurrl, this ain't Bakeoff.

It's a Hotel! Not a pie in the sky idea!

Fix your own shopfront, Majid, you ingrate #thehotelinspector

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Right, darlings.

Let's see what a bloody mess this week's hoteliers are running.

#TheHotelInspector

More shows should have alpaca reaction shots #TheHotelInspector

Channel 4 & 5 Top 10 (21 - 27 July):
A much stronger week for 5 sees them balance out the share in the top 10 as #TheHotelInspector improves on its launch. #MurderByText tops the week with 1.53m.

Yeah sure, piss off on holiday the week your pub reopens after a refurb. I'm surprised they can afford it after spending over 150 GRAND on a building they don't own 🙃 #thehotelinspector

Official Ratings: #TheHotelInspector
One of our highlights was the return of Alex Polizzi to our screens. The newest series launched with 0.91m viewers, data from ThinkBox reveals, making it the 5th most-watched on Channel 5 for the week.

Maybe this one from the same week as Westbrook Lodge - the odious woman from the Casterbridge Dorchester. I don't think even Alex could knock any sense into her. #fourinabed #thehotelinspector

Tracey and Colin are a lovely couple and I hope they'll be very successful. I wonder who'll be on next week's #thehotelinspector #fourinabed?

Second episode of #thehotelinspector and it's yet another #fourinabed competitor. WTF.

Four in a Bed - Mon 25 Nov 2024: Westbrook Lodge Guest House Tracy and Colin hope their guests will go wild for their animal-themed rooms in Margate

#TheHotelInspector I thought Tracy looked familar.

Turns out Tracy and Colin were in #FourInABed not so long ago
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What does this woman think the 7 in the phrase 24-7 stands for? #TheHotelInspector

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Heads up, dahhhlings!

Madam Polizzi is back tonight on Channel 5 as #TheHotelInspector to give hoteliers a good talking to ;-)

Tonight’s TV tips: at 8pm, #TheHotelInspector returns to C5 or #Supercruising on C4. At 9pm, Trump: Moscow’s Man in the White House on C4, The Great Fire Of London with Rob Rinder & Ruth Goodman on C5 or #Outrageous on U&Drama. At 10pm, #SuchBraveGirls on BBC3 #telly

Ooh, now that’s a call some places seriously need to answer. A few hotels out there could star in a whole season by themselves drama, mystery stains, and questionable 'continental breakfasts' included. 😅 #TheHotelInspector to the rescue!

'Disgusted' mum unknowingly books into Viagra Hotel A mum who booked her family into a respectable-looking Blackpool hotel was horrified to discover she had booked into the re-named the VIAGRA Hotel.

Thought I’d find out what happened to The Vidella Hotel in Blackpool after its appearance on #TheHotelInspector.

Ah.

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I see #TheHotelInspector is “now casting”. I can think of a few places that could do with getting in touch.

Watching an old #TheHotelInspector (Thai Derm Hotel and Spa in Loughborough). She revamped it and changed its name to Loughborough Grange - it went bankrupt last month.

The Hotel Inspector Riders Rest (Season 19 Episode 1): Alex Polizzi helps the owners of the Riders Rest tearooms in Somerset. The Hotel Inspector airs on 5 at 8:00 PM, Friday 28 March. Alex Polizzi helps the owners of th...

Heads up, darling - #TheHotelInspector returns for a new series this Friday at 20:00 on C5
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