Curtain up. Bodies down. Watch The Lurker now on Tubi.
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Pick up a copy of #TheLurker if you want to be not so subtly threatened into writing your book.
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"Hello #UnhingedPit Writers,
Kaboodle is pleased with your pitches today and expects each and every book to be completed. Remember if Kaboot is around, so am I, even if you can't see me.
See you in November,
The Lurker"
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Cover for the Lurker with one star "What is this book even...who writes this drivel?" This could be you! But you have to buy it first
#Unhingedpit
The Lurker's relationship red flags:
He kidnapped you
His favorite movie is *Misery*
He found your old fanfic and isn't afraid to use it
Green flags:
He likes cats
🖋️📚 #TheLurker #P #Novella #Humor #thelinkisinmyprofile 📚😏
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An orange and white cat who is in fact not Kaboodle and is actually my cat
#Unhingedpit for "The Lurker"
Content anti-warning: this is Kaboodle all grown up. See he's gonna turn out just fine.
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"The Lurker"
One goodreads reviewer said: "every bad writer's excuse you've made for yourself comes back to mock you" and that's what it is in both theme and plot.
Write if you want to escape. 🍊
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"The Lurker"
One goodreads reviewer said: "every bad writer's excuse you've made for yourself comes back to mock you" and that's what it is in both theme and plot.
#BluePit 📖 #P #A #H #Humor #novella #TheLurker
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The Lurker Immersive Reading Kit A red pen, remnants of coffee, creamsicle kitten. neglected writing project, confinement, copy of the book
Arrows pointing to an image of the cover for the Lurker (image credit Wesley Ferreria), subscript: what would it take for you to start writing? With arrows pointing to center: About trying to write 50k words but is a lot less than 50k words Torture via reading your teenage Twilight fanfic out-loud Kitty sidekick with a ridiculous name meta-humor that only other writers will find funny It's like Misery but funny and will never have a movie adaptation Painfully obvious self-insert character
#TheLurker
All he wants is fifty thousand words by the end of November and he'll set you free...but you really don't feel like writing.
#BluePit 📖 #P #A #H #Humor #novella
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Cover for the Lurker with a one out of five stars beneath it. The review says: what is this book even...who writes this drivel? Then there's an arrow that says "This could be you!*" The subscript says "*but you have to buy it first"
As of the time of writing this post, I have not received a review lower than four stars.
Unfortunately, I'm not a real writer until someone knocks me down a few pegs with a devastating one star. 📚😏
Will you tell me how much you hate this book?
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#Writers #TheLurker #Books
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He sees you when you’re scrolling He knows when you're awake He knows it if you write or not So don't procrastinate! You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why This November he comes for you He's seen Misery He's streamed it twice He's gonna turn your novel into a vice The Lurker is coming for you
"The Lurker" is a novella about what would happen if someone tried to force you to write your novel. Spoiler alert: the well of reasons to procrastinate runs deep.
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#Booksky #Writesky #TheLurker
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#TheLurker has been out for a month (which feels so wild to me).
If you're looking for a novella that will encourage you to write in the New Year, give "The Lurker" a try!
*All he wants in exchange for your freedom is 50k words...but you don't feel like it.*
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If you're looking to grab a copy of #TheLurker, it's free on Smashwords until the end of the year! (and while you're there check out the Smashwords end of the year sale!)
#EOYsale25 #ebook #sale #books2read #indiebooks
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The Lurker Immersive Reading Kit A red pen, remnants of coffee, creamsicle kitten. neglected writing project, confinement, copy of the book
Arrows pointing to an image of the cover for the Lurker (image credit Wesley Ferreria), subscript: what would it take for you to start writing? With arrows pointing to center: About trying to write 50k words but is a lot less than 50k words Torture via reading your teenage Twilight fanfic out-loud Kitty sidekick with a ridiculous name meta-humor that only other writers will find funny It's like Misery but funny and will never have a movie adaptation Painfully obvious self-insert character
Has your writer friend ever said "ugh, I wish someone would just force me to write my book!"
Would you like to send them a thinly-veiled threat and call it a Christmas gift? books2read.com/u/bwJrGZ
(I do not support actually kidnapping writers...it's a joke)
#TheLurker #Writing #Writers #Books
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One reviewer said "In The Lurker, every bad writer's excuse you've made for yourself comes back to mock you."
You too can buy this meta-humor/light horror novella filled with humor and angst about the writing process!
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The cover of "The Lurker" is at the center, it is surrounded by the following: You shouldn’t have written fanfic on the family computer Meta-humor that only other writers will find funny Use of American Thanksgiving as a lesson about legacy About trying to write 50k words but is a lot less than 50k words Painfully obvious author self-insert character Torture via having someone correct your rough draft while all you can do is watch
In my recently published #novella, I have a segment about how the true lesson of #Thanksgiving is that all great writers doubt themselves at some point. It was probably the most divisive chapter when I was getting critique on "The Lurker."
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You should absolutely get #TheLurker! I got an arc and I DEVOURED it. Every terrible excuse you've made for yourself as a writer will come back to mock you. You'll have no choice but to get writing! I LOVE the writing meta humor and it's also genuinely inspiring
#writingcommunity #writesky #booksky
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"The Lurker" is finally published! It's been a long road and my next project is something completely different, but for now the Lurker has retreated to my basement. 🍊
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#TheLurker #SelfPublish #Writesky #Books #nanowrimo
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Well it's 12am GMT, so the book is published. Here goes nothing!
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#Writing #Selfpublish #Novella #TheLurker
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My debut novella, which is an absolutely unhinged parable about how to write a first draft, comes out this Friday!
Do you ever wish someone would just force you to start writing? Welcome to the basement. 😈
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#Writing #TheLurker #Writesky #Books #Humor
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#TheLurker makes an excellent Xmas gift for:
📖 Aspiring authors
📖 People in the throes of rough drafting
📖 That one friend who told you their incredible story idea four years ago, but have yet to write anything and you want to be a bit passive aggressive about it.
books2read.com/u/bwJrGZ #Writers
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Why is self-publishing simultaneously extremely exciting and extremely anxiety inducing?
I swear I'm swinging from one extreme to the other!
#Writesky #TheLurker #Shamlessbookplug
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My debut novella is currently available for Pre-order and coming out on the 21st. 🎉
#TheLurker wherein I talk about my writing process in the most unhinged manner (making it a parable between a kidnapper and a captive.) books2read.com/u/bwJrGZ
#SelfPublish #Novella #Writesky
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"You’re always typing away, but never on that novel.” 📖
If the idea of someone reading your old fanfic out loud, while you're helpless to stop it, scares you...start writing before he comes.
#Questpit #H #Humor #P (pre-order now books2read.com/u/bwJrGZ) #TheLurker #Writesky
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The Lurker Immersive Reading Kit A red pen, remnants of coffee, creamsicle kitten. neglected writing project, confinement, copy of the book
Arrows pointing to an image of the cover for the Lurker (image credit Wesley Ferreria), subscript: what would it take for you to start writing? With arrows pointing to center: About trying to write 50k words but is a lot less than 50k words Torture via reading your teenage Twilight fanfic out-loud Kitty sidekick with a ridiculous name meta-humor that only other writers will find funny It's like Misery but funny and will never have a movie adaptation Painfully obvious self-insert character
Write 50k words to escape...but what if you don't feel like it?
This November the Lurker comes for you!
#Questpit #P (pre-order) #A #H #Humor #TheLurker books2read.com/u/bwJrGZ
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This November comes a story of EPIC proportions...but you have to write it first...
The Lurker comes November 21st books2read.com/u/bwJrGZ
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Finish up those outlines writers, the Lurker comes at midnight tonight!
#TheLurker
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#TheLurker #Ghostpit #A #SP #H #Humor #SS
Picture if you will, a horror story where your captor takes a red pen to your first draft in front of you. All you can do is pound the glass and beg. 👻
(You may suspect it's actually meta-humor and you would be correct.)
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You could write a great story...and he knows it. He'll poke whatever hurts to make those fingers move (metaphorically of course).
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#TheLurker #nanowrimo #IndiePublish
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Write your book...before he comes...
"The Lurker" (a novella) on Pre-order now! books2read.com/u/bwJrGZ
#IndiePublish #TheLurker #Writers #amNOTwriting
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Arrows pointing to an image of the cover for the Lurker (image credit Wesley Ferreria), subscript: what would it take for you to start writing? With arrows pointing to center: About trying to write 50k words but is a lot less than 50k words Torture via reading your teenage Twilight fanfic out-loud Kitty sidekick with a ridiculous name meta-humor that only other writers will find funny It's like Misery but funny and will never have a movie adaptation Painfully obvious self-insert character
Have you ever wished that someone would just force you to write?
Be careful what you wish for...
#TheLurker #Selfpublish #Novella #Writing
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