That's one of the key lessons of joining #TheOlds: Be boring.

You don't have to remember what you did because you always do what you always do. #SameOleSameOle. 👍😁

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I too am part of #TheOlds who know how to lift up my plate or saucer to keep food and drink from spilling on me. 🤔👍😁

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Sleep is the enemy of the youth.

Sleep is the best friend of #TheOlds! 👍

We need to be rid of the Schumers, the Pelosis, the Schiffs, the Jordans, the Grahams...

I am #OLD. It hurts to tell you, but I tell you, you must rid the Democratic Party of #theolds if you want to recover this country.

You will have to KILL the GOP as it exists now.

#MayTheLordGuideYou.

Hahaha #TheOlds

Have to admit I’ve reached the age where I gotta re-think my fitness routine. My body can’t take as many high-intensity cardio workouts anymore, the soreness is real, my 50th is right around the corner. One day for yoga isn’t cutting it, I gotta introduce more stretching & recovery stuff. #TheOlds

Nepotism, careerism and coercion by big donors explains most of today's Dem Party leadership failure.

#TheOlds are more loyal to each other & their positions than they are to the voters or the nation.

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no one:

absolutely no one:

me:
Does anyone remember the X-Files convention where photos weren't allowed, but they had people walking around with digital cameras and everyone got a branded floppy disk that they'd put your pics on? #ConLife #cosplay #SciFi #TheOlds

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#TheOlds 👍😁

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Middle Age was the time when body slowly disabused you of the myth that you were young.

You can keep that myth in the 30s but the 40s is when your body reveals the truth:

The 50s is when you can accept being part of #TheOlds -- and all the advantages thereof.

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Ive been listening to Lil Wayne since he was a teen with no face tats.
#TheOlds

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"Giving up" and "giving in" to comfortable shoes? Realizing personal comfort > trying to fit fashion trends is one of the many benefits of aging.

Also that Sleep, the archenemy of the Young, is really your Best Friend. #TheOlds 😴👍

Pre-internet people (aka the Olds): Wait, so like a sabbatical?

#theOlds #preinternet #Genwhatever

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And #TheOlds slowly turned our bespectacled eyes toward Jerry and said:

Facebook ads have targeted me very specifically and correctly 😂
#BirthdayMonth #TheOlds

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Agreed. Yes.

You have ascended to #MaxLevel in Life. 👍 You started out as a #Newb, where sleep was not only your enemy but your archenemy. But you have successfully leveled up to the final stage to join us:

#TheOlds.

For us, sleep is our bestie! No pain, aches, fears, worries, bills. It's bliss!

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Sorry, Paul, 30s is the decade you can maintain the illusion of youth. 🤔💪

40s is when the illusion is crushed.😱😭

50s is the decade of growing acceptance of being one of #TheOlds! ⏳👍

Sleep, which is the archnemesis of the Yout, becomes your best friend for life! No pains, fears or anxieties.😴👍🤣

Oh no, the few, the proud, #TheOlds! We remember!
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Now I can no longer read my phone or laptop without reading glasses. #TheOlds

Farmers Market, Sarasota #TheOlds

HERE WE GOOOOOO!!! #ironmiketyson #theolds

It looks like these are prices for both shows, which actually isn’t a horrible deal - I hope they split them tho I’m too old for this shit

#TheOlds

Tonight on The Olds
Niki & The Dove - DJ Ease My Mind
#TheOlds 🎧

I want lights to, blind me
I want peace, want to disappear

#TheOlds

Tonight on The Olds
New Pornographers - The Laws Have Changed
#TheOlds 🎧

sing all hail
what’ll be revealed today
when we peer to the great unknown

Tonight on The Olds
Chaiyya Chaiyya
#TheOlds 🎧

I search for her traces in the air