I made a pretty good sake miso marinated cod tonight but my roasted broccoli was too salty. #theperfecttweet
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You better believe I made a big salad! #theperfecttweet
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Olives are gross #ThePerfectTweet
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Apples are fine. #ThePerfectTweet
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Guys. Wind is cool. #theperfecttweet
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Just ate the weirdest shaped grape, guys. #ThePerfectTweet
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[P] Baby Hitler changed the Favorite Star to a Like Heart. #theperfecttweet
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Butts. #theperfecttweet
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[P] old bae seasoning. #comedy #thegoodstuff #professional #theperfecttweet #bookdeal
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pretty wonderful sandwich happening over here. #ThePerfectTweet
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Just eating some cherries #ThePerfectTweet
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holy crap, you guys. La Barbacue. #ThePerfectTweet
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During my most recent haircut, I contemplated getting a dog and naming it Detective Andy Sipowicz. #ThePerfectTweet
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I used to have more ice cube trays. #ThePerfectTweet
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boy oh boy. #ThePerfectTweet
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Did Sofia count as a Golden Girl? I always thought of her as outside the group. #ThePerfectTweet
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the girl on Modern Family? Her brother played Pugsley in the Addams Family movies. Interesting? Perhaps! Happy new years! #ThePerfectTweet
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this trip has been good times, y'all. #ThePerfectTweet
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Rupert is a pretty great name for a dog. #ThePerfectTweet
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[P] Hung some new shower curtains. It went without incident. #theperfecttweet
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@BillCorbett [P] #theperfecttweet
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i bet Greg Evigan would have been good on Gilmore Girls as something. #ThePerfectTweet
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in my day, barbecues started at 2pm! #ThePerfectTweet
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Second bahn mi sandwich of my life/this trip as delightful as the first. They hold the cilantro gladly here. #ThePerfectTweet
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[P] I am going to Kickstarter your mom. #theperfecttweet
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Spoiler alert: mangoes are gross. #thePerfectTweet
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@_AlexHirsch hey, i like your show very much. #ThePerfectTweet
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thumb update: my thumb is feeling much better. #ThePerfectTweet
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nectarine! #ThePerfectTweet
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