#TheReasonMyFlightWasDelayed An unruly toddler and the toddlerβs mother had to be removed from the plane by Lufthansa staff prior to takeoff. Of course they had to go through the entire luggage compartment to find their bags. I missed my connection in Frankfurt. (True story).
#TheReasonMyFlightWasDelayed - blowout on the runway
I haven't grown my wings yetπ’π’π’
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Pilot couldn't find anyone to crank the prop
Some guy tried smuggling coke under his toupee
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The weather report called for a 35% chance of End Of Times Fire Precipitation
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broom maintenance
I was supposed to be the pilot, but I keep procrastinating
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the captain took off before passenger boarding #catsky
Barn owl in a cockpit. Text: Look at me. I'm the captain now.
Hostile takeover, and the new captain insists on it being called "Owlpit".π¦π’
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Couldnβt find the pilot.
That @#$%&! #FAA refused to clear
my #Pterodactyl for takeoff!
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Headline: Rescued owl was 'too fat to fly', Suffolk sanctuary says [Image of indignant Little Owl, from Suffolk Owl Sanctuary] Text under image: The owl was a third heavier than it should have been
HOW DARE YOU.π’π¦π¦
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I guess the Wright Brothers were wrong
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It was on TWA Airlines, and of course, the TWA tea was on board
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