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Pen drawing of Lee Marvin glaning to the right wearing a military hat and scowling drawn on a white background.
Awesome show tonight, Impromptu Theater folks! Sticking to the Based Testosterone-Overflowing Jingoist theme and falling asleep to The Dirty Dozen. Thanks for the fun!
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I was feeling a little triumphant when the King Nazi Pooh-bah went down, but then I realized that all of the underlings will be working at Abu Ghraib or some similar locale in a couple of years ...
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Fake Movie Facts: To get into the headspace of his 90s reactionary character, Nazi Goon #3 put a sticker of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes peeing on text reading "The N.W.O." beneath the "No Fear" decal in the back window of his truck.
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If I had a nickel for every time they've played "I Wanna Be An Airborne Ranger" during this film, I'd have a shitload of nickels ...
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Treat Williams has got to stop falling in love every new installment of this series
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Thank you kind! Pretty happy with how that chisled jaw-line turned out on such a small piece! 🤣👍🎞🎨
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Pen drawing of Treat Wilson wearing a a suit and staring contemplatively drawn on a yellow receipt slip.
And done! Here's my new drawing of Treat Williams to celebrate tonight's Impromptu Theater presentation of The Substitute 4: Failure is Not an Option. Thanks for checking it out, cult film fans!
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"Stop the Nazis ... Score ... Stop the Nazis ... Score ... AAAAAGH! DAMN YOU C***BLOCKING NAZIS!!!!!"
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Image of a giant monster marshmallow man drawn on a black background.
:: Insert obligitory Ghostbusters joke in response to a "Who you gonna call?" reference in a film here ::
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I get the feelings that these kids aren’t learning much about Military History
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Angie Everhart in “The Substitute: Failure Is Not an Option” (2001)
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I feel like Captain Thomasson could end this whole Nazi Cadet nonsense quickly by setting up a box trap with a six pack of Miller, a copy of The Turner Diaries, and a couple of porno mags. They're not exactly the best and brightest.
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I get that this is an uber-conservative environment but why is everything so… 1993???
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🤣🤣🤣 The protagonist brutalizing someone in a classroom is the "I'll be back ..." of the Substutite filmographic lexicon!
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The Substitute 4 came out in April of 2001, so this was sadly the waning days of the Normie Anti-Fascist Military Direct to Video subgenre. All of these extras would be liberating a set of Kabul in Blackbusters across the country within the year ...
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Fish rots from the head but I get the feelings that there’s A LOT of rotting fish heads at this school
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Stereotypical Action Hero Voice: "I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you could go around listening to Skrewdriver on inyl, bad-mouthin' Lady Liberty in while goosesteppin' around like a weirdo in your silly little jackboots ..."
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I love that interesting window in 90s post-Cold War direct-to-video action cinema where Far Right nationalists were the anti-establishment baddies opposing Mom and Apple Pie in the wake of the Militia Movement. Based Normie Cinematic Jingoist is Based.
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So.. these classroom scenes are just cctv footage from last week??
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Dang! Noriega, the Haitian intervention -- throw in some talk of Operation Desert Storm and some post-Soviet Eastern Bloc Civil Wars and you have you can fill out your 90s neo-liberal intervention references Bingo Card!
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Image of a receipt slip above a pen.
Sorry! Already getting started on tonight's new art! Got a bit distracted by that romancing a goat comment before ... Will have a new sketch of Treat Williams by the end of the show!
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"Romanicing some poor farmer's goat ..." Trying to get in the pre 9/11 military machismo slang mindset and figure out who's that even supposed to be racist against in 2000? Like, Serbians?
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That guy was actually in charge of the playlist for the Noriega raid ... He was a huge Clash fan ...
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Posters for “The Substitute: Failure Is Not an Option” from The USA and The United Kingdom
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Typed "The Substitute 4" into Tubi and the first thing to pop up is "The Slut" and a documentary on breasts. Either the trending searches is awash with heathens, or I need to tone it down with the Doris Wishman films ... Here to treat myself to some Treat Williams!
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Awesome! Gonna be drawing some new Treat Williams fan art during the show; sadly, probably the first piece of fan art for The Substitute 4 (I'd be more than glad to be proven wrong on that.)! See you then folks!
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