"Why hello, silly person! I, Professor Frink, was just riding the Hover Bike I invented through the Imperial Grand Prix from that LEGO Racers electronic game, when all of a sudden, an orangutan by the name of Lanky Kong, a simian of which I am aware is technically NOT a monkey, pulled out a cartoony-looking Shotgun item and aimed it directly at me!
Ahem, now if my calculations are correct, and I can assure you that they will be, the projectiles from the shotgun will pierce bike and body alike, with the shooting, and the fantastical bullets, and THE PAIN IN THE GLAVIN THAT I CANNOT EXPLAIN ENOUGH, EVEN IN THIS DESCRIPTIVE ALTERNATIVE TEXT!
This rather nonsensical situation I've found myself in is the result of the electronic game The Karters 2: Turbo-Charged on Steam with various modifications added. Mm-hay!"
"Oh boy. That monkey is going to pay."
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